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Will I get a final written warning?
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I really need to teach the Americans how to say Worcestershire, prelude and status. There is an old accent thread that needs resurrecting, is it against the law to do so?
I also need to tell you about my worst date ever.  RE: Will I get a final written warning?
September 30, 2019 at 12:25 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2019 at 12:26 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Start a new thread.
I like the idea of hearing about worst dates ever. I've got a doozy if people want to play. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Worst date ever -
1981. USCG TRACEN Petaluma - Two Rock Ca.. Radioman school. One of the female student pronounced she was going to sleep with every guy in the school. She tried - but too many of the guys were fast runners. She was coyote fugly. I bet a bunch of guys in my class ( not my idea originally ) that I wouldn't take her on a date. Movie ticket stubs were deemed to be sufficient evidence. I collected - by taking her to a movie in town that was replaying - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - and leaving her there after the first couple scenes. She cussed me so loud I didn't need to produce the ticket stubs to collect.... ... Ya didn't say it had to be MY worst date.... 
Gunfire broke out at a drive-in in Los Angeles. Lost four windows, and the gal had a nervous breakdown.
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
September 30, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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(September 30, 2019 at 12:51 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Gunfire broke out at a drive-in in Los Angeles. Lost four windows, and the gal had a nervous breakdown. Can't compete with that! Being puked on by someone who resembled a young Vera Duckworth is the best that I can do. Edit: And she had teeth like Stonehenge.  RE: Will I get a final written warning?
September 30, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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June 6, 1906?
First date at a restaurant. Her husband (of whose existence I was NOT aware) came in and pulled me up out of my seat. While I was beating him into dust, my date/his wife was throwing crockery at me. Peelers sorted it out, no one pressed charges.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: Will I get a final written warning?
September 30, 2019 at 6:52 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2019 at 6:59 pm by Abaddon_ire.)
July 25 1995. The day I married the woman who ultimately financially raped me leaving me half a million in debt and homeless. Bitch.
ETA: And to rub salt in the wounds, pursued me for maintenance when I could not even get welfare because I had no fixed abode. Nice move. 
Written warning?
No, I’ll just kill you when you least expect. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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