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Will I get a final written warning?
#21
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
Pity she wasn't real eh?

Anyway.. This isn't teaching Americans to say Worcestershire correctly.
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#22
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 1, 2019 at 11:23 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(October 1, 2019 at 7:48 am)Cod Wrote: Did she shave her armpits?

Yes. She was very smooth

(October 1, 2019 at 7:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (bold mine)

Do you mean 'enchante'?  If you do, why would your imaginary girlfriend say 'pleased to meet you' at the end of the work day?  Did she have mental issues?

Boru

I didn't think I heard it right, glad it's a real word. Egyptian women who try to look classy always use it. Speaking basic French words is spread in Egypt.

Many get the accent wrong, but use it anyways because it's feminine to use French according to the stereotype.

(October 1, 2019 at 8:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Caused, no doubt, by her foot-soaking fetish.

Boru

Not foot soaking fetish; but the feet themselves symbolize the lowest part in a woman.
Mmm loving her lowest part is a sign that somebody favors the upper part.
Spending time massaging them and feeling the submissive, feminine feeling holding them brings is a big motive to love them.

I guess foot fetish is a thing. Nothing wrong with that per se, I guess.

And its enchanté, boru seems to have a keyboard without the acute diacritic. Well, english doesn't use them anyway.

ETA, a womans feet not always is the lowest part of her, just sayin.
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#23
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 1, 2019 at 12:22 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 1, 2019 at 11:23 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: Yes. She was very smooth


I didn't think I heard it right, glad it's a real word. Egyptian women who try to look classy always use it. Speaking basic French words is spread in Egypt.

Many get the accent wrong, but use it anyways because it's feminine to use French according to the stereotype.


Not foot soaking fetish; but the feet themselves symbolize the lowest part in a woman.
Mmm loving her lowest part is a sign that somebody favors the upper part.
Spending time massaging them and feeling the submissive, feminine feeling holding them brings is a big motive to love them.

I guess foot fetish is a thing. Nothing wrong with that per se, I guess.

And its enchanté, boru seems to have a keyboard without the acute diacritic. Well, english doesn't use them anyway.

ETA, a womans feet not always is the lowest part of her, just sayin.

enchanté

Happy now?  Smile

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#24
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 1, 2019 at 7:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 30, 2019 at 7:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Written warning?

No, I’ll just kill you when you least expect.

Not possible - we ALWAYS expect it.

Boru

But I’m like the Spanish Inquisition!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#25
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 1, 2019 at 12:22 pm)LastPoet Wrote: ETA, a womans feet not always is the lowest part of her, just sayin.

Yep. Old ladies sometimes have really saggy boobs.
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#26
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 1, 2019 at 3:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 1, 2019 at 7:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Not possible - we ALWAYS expect it.

Boru

But I’m like the Spanish Inquisition!

Come on, then.  Don't forget the comfy chair.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#27
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 1, 2019 at 3:36 pm)Cod Wrote:
(October 1, 2019 at 12:22 pm)LastPoet Wrote: ETA, a womans feet not always is the lowest part of her, just sayin.

Yep. Old ladies sometimes have really saggy boobs.

You are in danger of invoking the ghost of Buck Brown. Diablo
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#28
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 1, 2019 at 5:36 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 1, 2019 at 3:36 pm)Cod Wrote: Yep. Old ladies sometimes have really saggy boobs.

You are in danger of invoking the ghost of Buck Brown.  Diablo

Had to Google Big Grin
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#29
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 1, 2019 at 3:36 pm)Cod Wrote:
(October 1, 2019 at 12:22 pm)LastPoet Wrote: ETA, a womans feet not always is the lowest part of her, just sayin.

Yep. Old ladies sometimes have really saggy boobs.

It means they have something in common with cows.
They can both stand in water up to their tits without getting their cunts wet.




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#30
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(October 2, 2019 at 6:16 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(October 1, 2019 at 3:36 pm)Cod Wrote: Yep. Old ladies sometimes have really saggy boobs.

It means they have something in common with cows.
They can both stand in water up to their tits without getting their cunts wet.

I've heard somewhere that cows can climb stairs, but they can't get back down once they're up. Don't know how true it is, I've never tried to take a cow up or down a staircase.
Edit: I've never tried it with old ladies either.
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