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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 8:39 am
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 2:04 pm
Because it was a curious chicken, a chicken with hopes and desires. It had always wanted to explore the world and so, one day it steeled itself and embarked on it's epic voyage. As it crossed the road, it's heart filled as it knew that this was it! this was the start of the dream and its new life. IT HAD CROSSED THE ROAD.



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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 2:10 pm
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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 2:13 pm (This post was last modified: April 23, 2016 at 2:15 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
So, oft it chances in particular men,
That for some vicious mole of nature in them,
As, in their birth--wherein they are not guilty,
Since nature cannot choose his origin--
By the o'ergrowth of some complexion,
Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason,
Or by some habit that too much o'er-leavens
The form of plausive manners, that these men,
Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect,
Being nature's livery, or fortune's star,--
Their virtues else--be they as pure as grace,
As infinite as man may undergo--
Shall in the general censure take corruption
From that particular fault: the dram of eale
Doth all the noble substance of a doubt
To his own scandal.

That's why.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:12 pm
It didn't.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:20 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:21 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:22 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:23 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:23 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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