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Is the bible left or right?
November 19, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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Been pondering after having my daily chuckle from "fucktard's" threads.
I'm seeing extreme left and alt right mindsets in our good book. (left and right by todays moral standards).
How would you guys classify it?
Mainly Socialist? Free bread and fish for all! or Alt Right? Kill everyone who doesn't subscribe to your way of thinking?
We know what the big Hitler asshole "Yahweh" thinks... "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." ( … because it's good for business! lol)
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 19, 2019 at 11:46 pm
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Its the worst of both worlds. A fascist screed propped up by appeals to the better nature and basest desires of the common man. A negotiation, if you think about it, between the authority it's authors wished for, and the mass of human volition required to achieve that.
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 19, 2019 at 11:49 pm
Oh yeah, Jesus was a commie, before communism was even a thing. Though he also thought the world was going to end within a decade or two.....Probably why he didn't bother to ever wash his hands, either.
Imagine Jesus, then imagine him never cleaning himself, because what goes into your body can't defile you. Some say he was baptized. Others say his friends just dragged him into the lake and forced him to bathe once because he smelled so bad.
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 20, 2019 at 12:30 am
(November 19, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Been pondering after having my daily chuckle from "fucktard's" threads.
I'm seeing extreme left and alt right mindsets in our good book. (left and right by todays moral standards).
How would you guys classify it?
Mainly Socialist? Free bread and fish for all! or Alt Right? Kill everyone who doesn't subscribe to your way of thinking?
We know what the big Hitler asshole "Yahweh" thinks... "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." ( … because it's good for business! lol)
And we're assuming that a book with dozens of different authors, written over a minimum of six centuries maps cleanly onto the left/right political divide of two millennia afterward how?
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 20, 2019 at 12:40 am
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On some level..I think that we would prefer the shitty bible cultists be wrong...rather than concede that the new magic book is just out of phase with us.
We want there to be a hippy jesus that makes the assholes wrong by their own standards...but there isn't. "Jesus" thought that a person from another tribe was a mongrel bitch, and used that language explicitly to justify his initial reluctance to save her daughters life with a miracle.
He used her willingness to grovel as an excuse to perform it.
-and he also said some shit that isn't flattering to rich people.
The character of christ in magic book was a product of it's time, not our time.
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 20, 2019 at 12:44 am
I wouldn't even classify it as low quality shit paper.
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 20, 2019 at 2:00 am
(November 20, 2019 at 12:44 am)no one Wrote: I wouldn't even classify it as low quality shit paper.
You can actually roll a halfway decent joint with a piece of paper from revelations. Dont try to use Isaiah though.
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 20, 2019 at 11:47 am
Yeah, is the Jesus a republican or a democrat? Depends on who you are - it can go both ways. This is just one of many situations that show how Jesus is useless.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 20, 2019 at 12:15 pm
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Quote:First let the children eat all they want," he told her, "for it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to the dogs.
The children were his own people, the dogs were other people. Murrica First bay-bee, and browns need not apply.
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RE: Is the bible left or right?
November 20, 2019 at 12:29 pm
It has to be left, because it’s certainly not right.
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