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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 7:47 am
Okay, Jargon Time!
R&R = Rest and Recreation.
I&I = Intercourse and Intoxication.
F&F = Fucking and Fighting.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 10:04 am
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(December 2, 2019 at 12:35 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.
(December 1, 2019 at 11:38 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: God is not a person, i.e he is a fact of this universe; a creator of it too. you can't get mad at the sun because it burns or the snow because it freezes; rather you seek to harvest your need from these universal facts, and just like you believe in direct -or even indirect- facts of the universe it's the only way that makes sense.
We can't see dark matter, but it's there, so with dark energy, perhaps the picture of the black hole is another proof to what I'm saying.
Just like the discovery of indirect stars because of the light -or gravity- of another discovered planet, so is God.
If somebody got angry on the sun because it's too hot, or space because it doesn't have oxygen..well I'll call him insane
But that's the point AtlasS33.
We no longer 'Worship' the Sun because we know it doesn't/can't care or do anyhthing for us.
Are you saying your diety is just as indifferent to us and our plights?
If so..... we should then treat it just like anything else? Generally ignoring it?
Oh and Barry needs to check with his wife Shazza about being free on the weekends in regards to this new worshipping thing.
Humanity evolved into a new era; the old objects that were seen as a God were simply exposed to be "obsolete", and the only remaining deities were countable figures with very known names.
Our plight is natural; we are born with it so it's the responsibility of whoever created it, so it's not indifference but life is so messed up to remind us that we are not supposed to be here..this life is not the life we should live; it is messy, short and dark.
God created it like this so we humans remember every moment that we shouldn't be here.
Worships are misunderstood to be a burden instead of "lifestyle".
(December 2, 2019 at 7:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (December 1, 2019 at 11:38 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: God is not a person, i.e he is a fact of this universe; a creator of it too. you can't get mad at the sun because it burns or the snow because it freezes; rather you seek to harvest your need from these universal facts, and just like you believe in direct -or even indirect- facts of the universe it's the only way that makes sense.
We can't see dark matter, but it's there, so with dark energy, perhaps the picture of the black hole is another proof to what I'm saying.
Just like the discovery of indirect stars because of the light -or gravity- of another discovered planet, so is God.
If somebody got angry on the sun because it's too hot, or space because it doesn't have oxygen..well I'll call him insane
You seem to be implying that it is in the intrinsic nature of God to give bone cancer to children. Sun burns, snow freezes, space lacks oxygen, God tortures kids. Ok.
This is exactly why you need to embrace Wombatism. Have a look at Cyril:
Can you honestly imagine this great, furry lump of cuddlosity harming a child?
Boru
While he makes evil happen; he also makes the good happen.
Take this animal; it displays the merciful side of God very well.
But on the other hand take the children who have bone cancer.
Do you see the two extremes? there is an idea in Islam that make me believe in it so strongly: only a God would manage to have both features -mercy and ruthlessness-.
Imagine a God without ruthlessness; that's a weak God
Imagine a God without mercy; that's an evil God
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 12:01 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 10:04 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: (December 2, 2019 at 12:35 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.
But that's the point AtlasS33.
We no longer 'Worship' the Sun because we know it doesn't/can't care or do anyhthing for us.
Are you saying your diety is just as indifferent to us and our plights?
If so..... we should then treat it just like anything else? Generally ignoring it?
Oh and Barry needs to check with his wife Shazza about being free on the weekends in regards to this new worshipping thing.
Humanity evolved into a new era; the old objects that were seen as a God were simply exposed to be "obsolete", and the only remaining deities were countable figures with very known names.
Our plight is natural; we are born with it so it's the responsibility of whoever created it, so it's not indifference but life is so messed up to remind us that we are not supposed to be here..this life is not the life we should live; it is messy, short and dark.
God created it like this so we humans remember every moment that we shouldn't be here.
Worships are misunderstood to be a burden instead of "lifestyle".
(December 2, 2019 at 7:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You seem to be implying that it is in the intrinsic nature of God to give bone cancer to children. Sun burns, snow freezes, space lacks oxygen, God tortures kids. Ok.
This is exactly why you need to embrace Wombatism. Have a look at Cyril:
Can you honestly imagine this great, furry lump of cuddlosity harming a child?
Boru
While he makes evil happen; he also makes the good happen.
Take this animal; it displays the merciful side of God very well.
But on the other hand take the children who have bone cancer.
Do you see the two extremes? there is an idea in Islam that make me believe in it so strongly: only a God would manage to have both features -mercy and ruthlessness-.
Imagine a God without ruthlessness; that's a weak God
Imagine a God without mercy; that's an evil God
But Cyril doesn't have that impossible dichotomy. Cyril never creates or commits evil - Cyril is the quintessence of goodness.
While I would like you to embrace Wombatism for your own good, there's nothing compelling you to do so. Cyril never punishes people for doubt or for honest disagreement. But I can understand why you're stuck with Islam - it is only because you've never been exposed to the glory and goodness of Wombat culture. Cyril will even forgive you that ignorance.
Food for thought: While Islam means 'peace', a grouping of wombats is a 'wisdom.' Choose wisely, my friend.
Boru
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 12:29 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 7:47 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Okay, Jargon Time!
R&R = Rest and Recreation.
I&I = Intercourse and Intoxication.
F&F = Fucking and Fighting.
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They all apply at some point.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 12:34 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 1:53 am)Alex K Wrote: no gods
no masters
no wombats
It’s okay.
There’s no punishment for blasphemy in Wombatism.
We will leave you alone and simply waddle away.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 12:46 pm
Cyril in one of his many aspects:
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 1:08 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 12:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (December 2, 2019 at 7:47 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Okay, Jargon Time!
R&R = Rest and Recreation.
I&I = Intercourse and Intoxication.
F&F = Fucking and Fighting.
List all that apply.
They all apply at some point. It's the heart and soul of most militaries.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 2:07 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 12:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (December 2, 2019 at 1:53 am)Alex K Wrote: no gods
no masters
no wombats
It’s okay.
There’s no punishment for blasphemy in Wombatism.
We will leave you alone and simply waddle away.
Isn't there a less pacifistic branch of Wombatism that employs drop bears as shock troops to attack infidels and non-believers?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 2:18 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 2:07 pm)Fireball Wrote: (December 2, 2019 at 12:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It’s okay.
There’s no punishment for blasphemy in Wombatism.
We will leave you alone and simply waddle away.
Isn't there a less pacifistic branch of Wombatism that employs drop bears as shock troops to attack infidels and non-believers? No, that would be the tree kangaroos. Arboreal Joeys of death.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 2:32 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 2:07 pm)Fireball Wrote: (December 2, 2019 at 12:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It’s okay.
There’s no punishment for blasphemy in Wombatism.
We will leave you alone and simply waddle away.
Isn't there a less pacifistic branch of Wombatism that employs drop bears as shock troops to attack infidels and non-believers?
Not yet.
We have to recruit with a gentle message first.
The Combat Wombats come later...
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