Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Okay, Jargon Time!

R&R = Rest and Recreation.

I&I = Intercourse and Intoxication.

F&F = Fucking and Fighting.

List all that apply.

[WinterHold]

At work.

God is not a person, i.e he is a fact of this universe; a creator of it too. you can't get mad at the sun because it burns or the snow because it freezes; rather you seek to harvest your need from these universal facts, and just like you believe in direct -or even indirect- facts of the universe it's the only way that makes sense.

We can't see dark matter, but it's there, so with dark energy, perhaps the picture of the black hole is another proof to what I'm saying.

Just like the discovery of indirect stars because of the light -or gravity- of another discovered planet, so is God.

If somebody got angry on the sun because it's too hot, or space because it doesn't have oxygen..well I'll call him insane

But that's the point AtlasS33.

We no longer 'Worship' the Sun because we know it doesn't/can't care or do anyhthing for us.

Are you saying your diety is just as indifferent to us and our plights?

If so..... we should then treat it just like anything else? Generally ignoring it?

Oh and Barry needs to check with his wife Shazza about being free on the weekends in regards to this new worshipping thing.

Humanity evolved into a new era; the old objects that were seen as a God were simply exposed to be "obsolete", and the only remaining deities were countable figures with very known names.

Our plight is natural; we are born with it so it's the responsibility of whoever created it, so it's not indifference but life is so messed up to remind us that we are not supposed to be here..this life is not the life we should live; it is messy, short and dark.

God created it like this so we humans remember every moment that we shouldn't be here.

Worships are misunderstood to be a burden instead of "lifestyle".

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God is not a person, i.e he is a fact of this universe; a creator of it too. you can't get mad at the sun because it burns or the snow because it freezes; rather you seek to harvest your need from these universal facts, and just like you believe in direct -or even indirect- facts of the universe it's the only way that makes sense.

We can't see dark matter, but it's there, so with dark energy, perhaps the picture of the black hole is another proof to what I'm saying.

Just like the discovery of indirect stars because of the light -or gravity- of another discovered planet, so is God.

If somebody got angry on the sun because it's too hot, or space because it doesn't have oxygen..well I'll call him insane

You seem to be implying that it is in the intrinsic nature of God to give bone cancer to children. Sun burns, snow freezes, space lacks oxygen, God tortures kids. Ok.

This is exactly why you need to embrace Wombatism.  Have a look at Cyril:



Can you honestly imagine this great, furry lump of cuddlosity harming a child?

Boru

While he makes evil happen; he also makes the good happen.

Take this animal; it displays the merciful side of God very well.
But on the other hand take the children who have bone cancer.

Do you see the two extremes? there is an idea in Islam that make me believe in it so strongly: only a God would manage to have both features -mercy and ruthlessness-.

Imagine a God without ruthlessness; that's a weak God
Imagine a God without mercy; that's an evil God

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

At work.


But that's the point AtlasS33.

We no longer 'Worship' the Sun because we know it doesn't/can't care or do anyhthing for us.

Are you saying your diety is just as indifferent to us and our plights?

If so..... we should then treat it just like anything else? Generally ignoring it?

Oh and Barry needs to check with his wife Shazza about being free on the weekends in regards to this new worshipping thing.

Humanity evolved into a new era; the old objects that were seen as a God were simply exposed to be "obsolete", and the only remaining deities were countable figures with very known names.

Our plight is natural; we are born with it so it's the responsibility of whoever created it, so it's not indifference but life is so messed up to remind us that we are not supposed to be here..this life is not the life we should live; it is messy, short and dark.

God created it like this so we humans remember every moment that we shouldn't be here.

Worships are misunderstood to be a burden instead of "lifestyle".

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You seem to be implying that it is in the intrinsic nature of God to give bone cancer to children. Sun burns, snow freezes, space lacks oxygen, God tortures kids. Ok.

This is exactly why you need to embrace Wombatism.  Have a look at Cyril:



Can you honestly imagine this great, furry lump of cuddlosity harming a child?

Boru

While he makes evil happen; he also makes the good happen.

Take this animal; it displays the merciful side of God very well.
But on the other hand take the children who have bone cancer.

Do you see the two extremes? there is an idea in Islam that make me believe in it so strongly: only a God would manage to have both features -mercy and ruthlessness-.

Imagine a God without ruthlessness; that's a weak God
Imagine a God without mercy; that's an evil God

But Cyril doesn't have that impossible dichotomy.  Cyril never creates or commits evil - Cyril is the quintessence of goodness.

While I would like you to embrace Wombatism for your own good, there's nothing compelling you to do so.  Cyril never punishes people for doubt or for honest disagreement.  But I can understand why you're stuck with Islam - it is only because you've never been exposed to the glory and goodness of Wombat culture.  Cyril will even forgive you that ignorance.

Food for thought:  While Islam means 'peace', a grouping of wombats is a 'wisdom.'  Choose wisely, my friend.

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

Okay, Jargon Time!

R&R = Rest and Recreation.

I&I = Intercourse and Intoxication.

F&F = Fucking and Fighting.

List all that apply.

They all apply at some point.

[The Valkyrie]

no gods

no masters

no wombats

It’s okay.

There’s no punishment for blasphemy in Wombatism.

We will leave you alone and simply waddle away.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Cyril in one of his many aspects:



Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Okay, Jargon Time!

R&R = Rest and Recreation.

I&I = Intercourse and Intoxication.

F&F = Fucking and Fighting.

List all that apply.

They all apply at some point.

It's the heart and soul of most militaries.

[Fireball]

no gods

no masters

no wombats

It’s okay.

There’s no punishment for blasphemy in Wombatism.

We will leave you alone and simply waddle away.

Isn't there a less pacifistic branch of Wombatism that employs drop bears as shock troops to attack infidels and non-believers?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It’s okay.

There’s no punishment for blasphemy in Wombatism.

We will leave you alone and simply waddle away.

Isn't there a less pacifistic branch of Wombatism that employs drop bears as shock troops to attack infidels and non-believers?

No, that would be the tree kangaroos. Arboreal Joeys of death.

[The Valkyrie]

It’s okay.

There’s no punishment for blasphemy in Wombatism.

We will leave you alone and simply waddle away.

Isn't there a less pacifistic branch of Wombatism that employs drop bears as shock troops to attack infidels and non-believers?

Not yet.

We have to recruit with a gentle message first.

The Combat Wombats come later...