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If it's 2020

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If it's 2020
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If it's 2020
January 1, 2020 at 2:03 am
Why do I still need glasses?


Huh
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RE: If it's 2020
January 1, 2020 at 2:22 am
What was it your dad said?
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RE: If it's 2020
January 1, 2020 at 2:48 am
(January 1, 2020 at 2:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Why do I still need glasses?


Huh

how else are you going to enjoy a Jack on ice?
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RE: If it's 2020
January 1, 2020 at 7:06 am
(January 1, 2020 at 2:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Why do I still need glasses?


Huh

Some people need to be corrected. Razz

I've had eleven surgeries on my eyes. (Thanks, taxpayers!) Last time the doc put up an eye chart and said "what's the smallest line you can read?" I said "Made in China." Hehe
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RE: If it's 2020
January 1, 2020 at 9:55 am (This post was last modified: January 1, 2020 at 9:57 am by onlinebiker.)
(January 1, 2020 at 2:22 am)no one Wrote: What was it your dad said?

Honestly - Dad never said squat.


The only time either patent said anything - was when I was 16 - mom found a box of condoms in my shirt pocket.

I sat calmly as she ranted for a good minute.

I replied - "Would you prefer I use them or go bareback"?

She tossed me the box and never said another word....


....
Good thing mom had a good sense of humor....
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RE: If it's 2020
January 1, 2020 at 11:07 am
(January 1, 2020 at 2:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Why do I still need glasses?


Huh

At least you got rid of your underwear.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: If it's 2020
January 2, 2020 at 12:42 am
You don’t.

Drink out of the bottle.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: If it's 2020
January 2, 2020 at 1:36 am
(January 1, 2020 at 2:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Why do I still need glasses?


Huh

'cause the future's so bright you gotta wear shades!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: If it's 2020
January 2, 2020 at 7:25 am
I don't need glasses. After a mere eleven operations I can see just fine without glasses.
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RE: If it's 2020
January 2, 2020 at 10:43 pm
At work.

I don't need glasses.

I keep my contact lenses in my head.

Nothing wrong about simply drinking out of the bottle/straight from the tap.

Tongue

Well.... least we have our flying bikes (LMV 496) the flying cars are sure to arrive soon.

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