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Shroud Of Spaghetti

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Shroud Of Spaghetti
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Shroud Of Spaghetti
January 23, 2020 at 2:58 pm
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Used by its holiness to wipe some Dorito residue. Let us bask in the affirmation of this irrefutable holy relic proving the existence of FSM.

Praise be his noodles.

RAmen
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RE: Shroud Of Spaghetti
January 23, 2020 at 4:40 pm
You know what they say: one man's humor is another man's religion.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Shroud Of Spaghetti
January 23, 2020 at 4:45 pm
Yaarrrr matey!

A miracle it be.


Swill some grog and chase some wenches...
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RE: Shroud Of Spaghetti
January 23, 2020 at 6:59 pm
It's a miracle! We ate the Doritos and there are still Doritos!
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RE: Shroud Of Spaghetti
January 23, 2020 at 7:05 pm
(January 23, 2020 at 2:58 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: [Image: Shroud_Of_The_FSM.jpg]

Used by its holiness to wipe some Dorito residue. Let us bask in the affirmation of this irrefutable holy relic proving the existence of FSM.

Praise be his noodles.

RAmen
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