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I need ONE good Christian...
#11
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.

The only difference between the torture of a monster like Hitler and eternal damnation claimed by believers in God, is that Hitler couldn't torture Jews after he murdered them. But if we go by the far right fear mongering interpretation, one could be tortured forever for merely not believing. 

But are you sure? If I threatened you with a eternity of nothing but ABBA music, what would you say?
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#12
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:27 pm)Drich Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 3:25 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Laugh and point.
no I said what will YOU and YOUR BOYFRIEND be doing? I know what I will be doing..
Hehe

(February 19, 2020 at 3:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.

that's my point for the unsaved..

if God get's rid of ALL evil, he's in for a penny and a pound.

You'll be suck orangutan cock, as usual.
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#13
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 3:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.

The only difference between the torture of a monster like Hitler and eternal damnation claimed by believers in God, is that Hitler couldn't torture Jews after he murdered them. But if we go by the far right fear mongering interpretation, one could be tortured forever for merely not believing. 

But are you sure? If I threatened you with a eternity of nothing but ABBA music, what would you say?

There's a special place in hell for ABBA.
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#14
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 3:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.

The only difference between the torture of a monster like Hitler and eternal damnation claimed by believers in God, is that Hitler couldn't torture Jews after he murdered them. But if we go by the far right fear mongering interpretation, one could be tortured forever for merely not believing. 

But are you sure? If I threatened you with a eternity of nothing but ABBA music, what would you say?

I'd say you're powerless to do anything of the sort, for the shield and the sword of Bob Dylan and the righteousness and glory of Jimi Hendrix will protect me from the heathen monstrosity that is ABBA.

Amen.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:51 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 3:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The only difference between the torture of a monster like Hitler and eternal damnation claimed by believers in God, is that Hitler couldn't torture Jews after he murdered them. But if we go by the far right fear mongering interpretation, one could be tortured forever for merely not believing. 

But are you sure? If I threatened you with a eternity of nothing but ABBA music, what would you say?

There's a special place in hell for ABBA.
Mars. Hilarious
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#16
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:51 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 3:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The only difference between the torture of a monster like Hitler and eternal damnation claimed by believers in God, is that Hitler couldn't torture Jews after he murdered them. But if we go by the far right fear mongering interpretation, one could be tortured forever for merely not believing. 

But are you sure? If I threatened you with a eternity of nothing but ABBA music, what would you say?

There's a special place in hell for ABBA.

I know, and I am soooooo looking forward to it.  Cool
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#17
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
That hell would be where I finally wear those neon lime green pants Julie tried to get me into. And out of I suspect.
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#18
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 3:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.

The only difference between the torture of a monster like Hitler and eternal damnation claimed by believers in God, is that Hitler couldn't torture Jews after he murdered them. But if we go by the far right fear mongering interpretation, one could be tortured forever for merely not believing. 

But are you sure? If I threatened you with a eternity of nothing but ABBA music, what would you say?

Thank you for the music... Razz
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
-Esquilax

Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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#19
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
Why would heaven have to come to Earth, couldn't god just put an end to those things?
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#20
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
He could, but all gods are sociopathic monsters... That's not how they play.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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