I need ONE good Christian...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

He could, but all gods are sociopathic monsters... That's not how they play.

You don't have to be so kind to mythical beings.

[ignoramus]

hahaha ...yeah, that's about as polite as one can be without labelling 80% of the world as deluded snowflakes...

[Peebothuhlu]

...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

        

 Not at work.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

All it would take is for a person to adhere strictly to the teachings of Jesus, without fail.

And that would be a highly entertaining process to observe.

[Abaddon_ire]

...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?

Oh, yes. We know what the cost would be. We also know that plenty of christians pray for it.

Odd how it always fails to happen.

[OakTree500]

The thread title reminded me of that Jan Michael Vincent thing from Rick and Morty

"Calling all Christians, calling all Christians! We need one Christian to quadrant C. Two Christians to quadrant E. I need a goddamn Christian!"

"I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Christians to a precinct."

"This January, It's time to christian down your bibles. Christian Quadrant Bible 16."

[Drich]

The thread title reminded me of that Jan Michael Vincent thing from Rick and Morty

"Calling all Christians, calling all Christians! We need one Christian to quadrant C. Two Christians to quadrant E. I need a goddamn Christian!"

"I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Christians to a precinct."

"This January, It's time to christian down your bibles. Christian Quadrant Bible 16."

ah, yes the pointless ramblings of bad writing and the need to fill in time, because they are already out of ideas.. 2 seasons in.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I doubt Bich has thought of anything intelligent to say.

[arewethereyet]

The thread title reminded me of that Jan Michael Vincent thing from Rick and Morty

"Calling all Christians, calling all Christians! We need one Christian to quadrant C. Two Christians to quadrant E. I need a goddamn Christian!"

"I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Christians to a precinct."

"This January, It's time to christian down your bibles. Christian Quadrant Bible 16."

All right...that's enough...you have to stop this damnit!

When I was in HS (Catholic variety) in the early/mid 70s the powers that be decided what we needed were hip young people to come to the school to talk to us about their faith in Jebus.  Most of those who were on some weird tour to the schools were young people who had gotten into drugs or other misadventures but were saved from their path to a miserable life because the LawdGawd saved them...at that time, these people were referred to as Jesus Freaks.

One group that came to my school to inspire us was led by a young man that was touted as looking like a young Jan Michael Vincent...that was his selling point...that and the fact that his renewed faith saved him from drugs and promiscuity.  It wasn't a year later that the JMV lookalike was back to smoking the devil's lettuce and all matter of ungodly activities.

Apparently the saving had a short expiration date...and the organizers of these events didn't speak of it again.

[Drich]

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?

Oh, yes. We know what the cost would be. We also know that plenty of christians pray for it.

Odd how it always fails to happen.

It only fails if you do not understand what to look for.

I would say god's Kingdom has come for every single generation from the first till now. I predict it will also continue.

No one person who has ever lived maybe save one has not seen God's kingdom come.