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Any financial guru's here?
#11
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 1:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 7, 2020 at 1:29 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I was born at night, just not last night.

He he, in all seriousness, there are lots of scams I have seen over the years, but one that I am aware of, is when a scammer offers you over 10% return. I knew this back in the 80s with the movie Die Hard, where the bad guy said something about the bonds, "We will be sitting on the beach earning 20%".

12% is stretching it in most cases. But any good SEC agent will tell you, anything above that is a scam.

Hey Boru, would you be willing to invest in Agnetha ABBA condoms? I can promise 30% return. Oh now you question me.


You just failed your reading comprehension test.

Boru

Wait so you are accusing me of not knowing what SARCASM IS?

Are you saying I cant use sarcasm against your sarcasm?
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#12
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 1:48 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 7, 2020 at 1:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You just failed your reading comprehension test.

Boru

Wait so you are accusing me of not knowing what SARCASM IS?

Are you saying I cant use sarcasm against your sarcasm?

I made an honest offer, and you went on some pointless rant about investment scams. No sarcasm involved.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#13
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 1:47 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Just look at reviews online.  Make a few calls.  Go to a couple consultations and decide who you think will work for you and in your best interest.

Yea, sounds good. But it doesn't beat a mother who knew what the fuck she was doing.I railed against her  on our personalities, she was Felix, I was Oscar, and we were the "Odd Couple" our entire lives. But she always had my back, as much as she didn't understand why I didn't move up. 

I get what you are saying. The bank is going to try to convince me to stay with them. But today, there are still lots of 3rd party vultures who want to pick you off.

Boro wont invest in my Agnetha condoms. We would be earning 40%. She was smoking hot in the 70s
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#14
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 1:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 7, 2020 at 1:47 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Just look at reviews online.  Make a few calls.  Go to a couple consultations and decide who you think will work for you and in your best interest.

Yea, sounds good. But it doesn't beat a mother who knew what the fuck she was doing.I railed against her  on our personalities, she was Felix, I was Oscar, and we were the "Odd Couple" our entire lives. But she always had my back, as much as she didn't understand why I didn't move up. 

I get what you are saying. The bank is going to try to convince me to stay with them. But today, there are still lots of 3rd party vultures who want to pick you off.

Boro wont invest in my Agnetha condoms. We would be earning 40%.  She was smoking hot in the 70s

Did I say I wouldn’t? Email me a prospectus.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#15
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 1:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 7, 2020 at 1:48 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Wait so you are accusing me of not knowing what SARCASM IS?

Are you saying I cant use sarcasm against your sarcasm?

I made an honest offer, and you went on some pointless rant about investment scams. No sarcasm involved.

Boru

Yea, ok Captain Contrarian.
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#16
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 2:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 7, 2020 at 1:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I made an honest offer, and you went on some pointless rant about investment scams. No sarcasm involved.

Boru

Yea, ok Captain Contrarian.

Still don’t know what that word means, do you? Pointing out your endless stream of stupid mistakes doesn’t make me a contrarian.


My offer stands.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#17
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 2:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 7, 2020 at 2:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Yea, ok Captain Contrarian.

Still don’t know what that word means, do you?

My offer stands.

Boru


i do know it gets under your crull.
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#18
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 2:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 7, 2020 at 2:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Still don’t know what that word means, do you?

My offer stands.

Boru


i do know it gets under your crull.

‘Crull’?

Tell me what’s wrong with my offer.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#19
RE: Any financial guru's here?
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]this guy:
Initial consultation: $99.99
Set up fee:            $29.99
Internet dialogue:   $34.99
Admin fee:             $19.99
ABBA fan fee:   $12999.99
--------------------------------------------
Total due:          $13184.95

Cash, money order, or certified check only.

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]37 degrees of Brian:
Fuck you smartass!

That's extra. Would you like to renegotiate the terms?
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#20
RE: Any financial guru's here?
(March 7, 2020 at 2:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 7, 2020 at 2:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote: i do know it gets under your crull.

‘Crull’?

Tell me what’s wrong with my offer.

Boru

It involves the name Boru. 

And since you won't blindly invest in my Agnetha condom scam, spare me.
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