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Conversions from Covid-19
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#31
RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 5:28 am
(March 21, 2020 at 11:00 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(March 21, 2020 at 9:57 pm)tackattack Wrote: Our church stopped meeting and moved services online, but the strip club down the street is still open and busy.

Your point?

There's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

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RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 5:46 am (This post was last modified: March 22, 2020 at 5:46 am by ignoramus.)
That's right.
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#33
RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 5:53 am
'God does not work salvation for fictitious sinners. Be a sinner and sin vigorously... Do not for a moment imagine that this life is the abiding place of justice; sin must be committed.' - Martin Luther, Protestant reformer and boisterous lunatic.

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RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 8:36 am (This post was last modified: March 22, 2020 at 8:42 am by Mr Greene.)
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 10:27 am
(March 22, 2020 at 8:36 am)Mr Greene Wrote:
Quote:“The virus, we believe, is politically motivated,”

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#36
RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 12:21 pm
I wonder if the virus is communist. It seems to infect both rich and poor, dunno...
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RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 12:30 pm
(March 21, 2020 at 9:57 pm)tackattack Wrote: Our church stopped meeting and moved services online, but the strip club down the street is still open and busy.

You don't put communion in stripper's mouths.
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RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 12:56 pm
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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#39
RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 1:37 pm
(March 22, 2020 at 12:30 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(March 21, 2020 at 9:57 pm)tackattack Wrote: Our church stopped meeting and moved services online, but the strip club down the street is still open and busy.

You don't put communion in stripper's mouths.

So there is one thing then?
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RE: Conversions from Covid-19
March 22, 2020 at 1:40 pm (This post was last modified: March 22, 2020 at 1:40 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
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