I don't know why the world hates me.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Read all of your own posts - THAT’S you playing the victim.

If you know how to accept an apology, why haven’t you done it?

Has it occurred to you that no one in this thread got your joke?

Boru

Just stop. 

Um no, I think you were the only one who didn't get it.

Think again.

Boru

[Ranjr]

The video brings up a big question for me.  My kids needle me about dad rock, and I say the paternity test came back negative on the kid.  So, while I've accepted many things about my own dear son, I'm not sure I would be okay with finding a Kid Rock CD.  We might need Dr. Phil for that one.

[Succubus#2]

Read all of your own posts - THAT’S you playing the victim.

If you know how to accept an apology, why haven’t you done it?

Has it occurred to you that no one in this thread got your joke?

Boru

Just stop. 

Um no, I think you were the only one who didn't get it.

Make that two. And as per many of your threads I'm fucked if I know what it is I'm supposed to 'get'.

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And as for ABBA.
Those noises were moron penned television advertisement jingles for toothpaste, car tyres, drain cleaner, wallpaper paste and Asti Spumante. The sheer marketing brilliance was using two blond tarts to front the things. And of course two butch geezers to make up a quorum. I doubt they had a quorum of neurons between them.

If a grown adult told me they listened to Abba my look of bemusement would be equal to someone telling me they have a pet halibut named Eric.

[Brian37]

Just stop. 

Um no, I think you were the only one who didn't get it.

Make that two. And as per many of your threads I'm fucked if I know what it is I'm supposed to 'get'.

I hate Tom Brady, I hate Boru, I want to murder anyone who pokes fun of ABBA. I love Hitler and Stalin, and I record the NFL without their express written permission. As an aside, have you ever tasted my recipe for barbecue kittens? ABBA RULES and anyone who says otherwise deserves death by "SNU SNU" 

[Succubus#2]

A standard issue Brian thread then.

[Ranjr]

Yet here I am, petless, fretless, giving a shitless.

But if it makes you feel good. . .

[Gawdzilla Sama]

This is the internet version of incest.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

This is the internet version of incest.

Whatever you say, brother.

Boru

[Ranjr]

This is the internet version of incest.

If that's a jab at Arkansans, I take exception.  That shit went on for centuries in Europe and nobody blinked one willy wonk eye.  Arkansas suffers slim pickins and the whole country wants to judge.

Ranj in college has a date go well:  "Hey, my Aunt Merlice had a bed just like this."

Ranj's date:  "You mean Mamaw 'Leecie?"

Ranj:  "No.  Wait.  What?"

Date:  "Leave.  Now"

Ranj:  "But we got handsy at the drive-in."

Date pulls a revolver from the nightstand.

Ranj:  "Is that Pappy K's police special?  So good to know that's still in the family.  You know what they say about keeping things in the family."

Date chambers a round.

Ranj:  "See you at the next funeral, unless it's mine."

[SometimesFactsAreUnpopular]

I don't know you but I know that the world is incapable of hate.