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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 8:04 am
^
Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 10:35 am
(April 29, 2020 at 5:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Neutering should be an option for really bad puns.
I hope I get to choose an affordable doctor for it, Otherwise, it would be a rip off.
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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 10:39 am
(April 29, 2020 at 8:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: ^
Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
Syria-sly? 
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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 10:54 am
(April 29, 2020 at 10:35 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: (April 29, 2020 at 5:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Neutering should be an option for really bad puns.
I hope I get to choose an affordable doctor for it, Otherwise, it would be a rip off.
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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 7:30 pm
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April 29, 2020 at 11:54 pm
"Stay in doors!"
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April 30, 2020 at 12:21 am
This is Spartaaaaaa!
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April 30, 2020 at 8:18 am
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RE: This is Serious
April 30, 2020 at 8:19 am
(April 30, 2020 at 8:18 am)Editz Wrote: ![[Image: sirius-black-wink.gif?w=646]](https://24in48.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/sirius-black-wink.gif?w=646) This is Siriussssss!
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April 30, 2020 at 8:31 am
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