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[Serious] This is Serious
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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 8:04 am
^
Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 10:35 am
(April 29, 2020 at 5:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Neutering should be an option for really bad puns.

I hope I get to choose an affordable doctor for it, Otherwise, it would be a rip off.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 10:39 am
(April 29, 2020 at 8:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: ^
Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."

Syria-sly?  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 10:54 am
(April 29, 2020 at 10:35 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(April 29, 2020 at 5:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Neutering should be an option for really bad puns.

I hope I get to choose an affordable doctor for it, Otherwise, it would be a rip off.



Heinlein tells of a young man riding on the hood of a car with a figurehead, like the Rolls. The driver had to make a panic stop. Arrgghh
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RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 7:30 pm


Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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#16
RE: This is Serious
April 29, 2020 at 11:54 pm
"Stay in doors!"
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#17
RE: This is Serious
April 30, 2020 at 12:21 am
This is Spartaaaaaa!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: This is Serious
April 30, 2020 at 8:18 am
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RE: This is Serious
April 30, 2020 at 8:19 am
(April 30, 2020 at 8:18 am)Editz Wrote: [Image: sirius-black-wink.gif?w=646]
This is Siriussssss!
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RE: This is Serious
April 30, 2020 at 8:31 am
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