Posts: 35243
Threads: 204
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 7:36 pm
Now, I know some of you will think, at the end of this, "Okay, she's finally lost it!", while the rest are likely to respond to thise who say that with "Did she ever find it?", but I want you to consider something.
In biology textbooks, I think there is a very important FACT that is continually ignored, ridiculed, or just denied by lamestream scientists.
And that FACT is DNA Pixies.
Now what, you may ask, is a DNA Pixie?
Well, a DNA Pixie is a subatomic lifeform that keeps your DNA clean and pristine. The'te the little guys who, late at night when you're asleep, sweep up any contaminants from your molecular make up and put it in the dumpster (science calls this "junk DNA").
So, before you deny this FACT and go to bed tonight, remember to say "thank you" to your DNA Pixies.
They also like a little brandy before bed.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 12087
Threads: 125
Joined: January 11, 2010
Reputation:
45
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 7:51 pm
About those DNA Pixies, All I know is that there were rumours the discoverer was into field hockey players. There were rumours... He was gone the next day... It's like, he was go-they just like It was so hush hush They were so, quiet about it And then the next thing you know...
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png)
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation:
34
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 8:01 pm
Administratium.
Posts: 5690
Threads: 8
Joined: April 3, 2014
Reputation:
68
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 8:05 pm
DNA pixies are hot.
I've been thinking about shrinking down and showing them my planck length. :-)
Posts: 28262
Threads: 522
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation:
90
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 8:20 pm
Are these pixies lead by a guy named Telomere?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Posts: 9840
Threads: 21
Joined: September 8, 2015
Reputation:
79
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 9:01 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Now, I know some of you will think, at the end of this, "Okay, she's finally lost it!", while the rest are likely to respond to thise who say that with "Did she ever find it?", but I want you to consider something.
In biology textbooks, I think there is a very important FACT that is continually ignored, ridiculed, or just denied by lamestream scientists.
And that FACT is DNA Pixies.
Now what, you may ask, is a DNA Pixie?
Well, a DNA Pixie is a subatomic lifeform that keeps your DNA clean and pristine. The'te the little guys who, late at night when you're asleep, sweep up any contaminants from your molecular make up and put it in the dumpster (science calls this "junk DNA").
So, before you deny this FACT and go to bed tonight, remember to say "thank you" to your DNA Pixies.
They also like a little brandy before bed.
Do they also enjoy a little glass of red wine? 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Posts: 35243
Threads: 204
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 9:12 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 8:05 pm)Little lunch Wrote: DNA pixies are hot.
I've been thinking about shrinking down and showing them my planck length. :-)
I think you're mistaking them for bondage faeries...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 35243
Threads: 204
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 9:13 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 8:05 pm)Little lunch Wrote: DNA pixies are hot.
I've been thinking about shrinking down and showing them my planck length. :-)
Irish guy, Terry O'Mere.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 35243
Threads: 204
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 1, 2020 at 9:13 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 9:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: (May 1, 2020 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Now, I know some of you will think, at the end of this, "Okay, she's finally lost it!", while the rest are likely to respond to thise who say that with "Did she ever find it?", but I want you to consider something.
In biology textbooks, I think there is a very important FACT that is continually ignored, ridiculed, or just denied by lamestream scientists.
And that FACT is DNA Pixies.
Now what, you may ask, is a DNA Pixie?
Well, a DNA Pixie is a subatomic lifeform that keeps your DNA clean and pristine. The'te the little guys who, late at night when you're asleep, sweep up any contaminants from your molecular make up and put it in the dumpster (science calls this "junk DNA").
So, before you deny this FACT and go to bed tonight, remember to say "thank you" to your DNA Pixies.
They also like a little brandy before bed.
Do they also enjoy a little glass of red wine?
Vodka is preferred.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 3240
Threads: 179
Joined: April 29, 2012
Reputation:
24
RE: Important FACT left out of science books
May 2, 2020 at 5:00 am
(May 1, 2020 at 9:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 1, 2020 at 8:05 pm)Little lunch Wrote: DNA pixies are hot.
I've been thinking about shrinking down and showing them my planck length. :-)
I think you're mistaking them for bondage faeries...
mmmmm...... bondage faeries... interesting new kink! 
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
|
