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Renaming US Army bases.
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Renaming US Army bases.
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Fort Benny Hill.

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RE: Renaming US Army bases.
Fort Een

Fort Eefive

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Fort Enbras

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ......

I've never know the military to be very imaginative.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(June 14, 2020 at 5:10 pm)brewer Wrote: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ......

I've never know the military to be very imaginative.

Fort Fort Fort Fort?
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RE: Renaming US Army bases.
(June 14, 2020 at 5:10 pm)brewer Wrote: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ......

I've never know the military to be very imaginative.

There’s actually precedent for just using numbers.

Until the reign of Augustus, Roman legions were numbered, not named (with the exception of ‘Gemini’, which meant that particular legion was twinned). Permanent camps for the legions were simply called after the legion, such as ‘the fort of the 3rd legion’, although sometimes the name of the town was added for clarity (marching camps weren’t named at all).

So, US forts could simply be named for the units they are most associated with.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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