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Renaming US Army bases.
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Renaming US Army bases.
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Fort Benny Hill.

Fort Nice Base You Got Here.

Fort Forth of Firth.
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RE: Renaming US Army bases.
Fort Een

Fort Eefive

Fort Midable

Fort Enbras

Boru (not a fort)
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Fort Fart.
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Fort Basey Mc Fortface.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ......

I've never know the military to be very imaginative.
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(June 14, 2020 at 5:10 pm)brewer Wrote: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ......

I've never know the military to be very imaginative.

Fort Fort Fort Fort?
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Fort Hillary's Emails
 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein                                                 
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RE: Renaming US Army bases.
(June 14, 2020 at 5:10 pm)brewer Wrote: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ......

I've never know the military to be very imaginative.

There’s actually precedent for just using numbers.

Until the reign of Augustus, Roman legions were numbered, not named (with the exception of ‘Gemini’, which meant that particular legion was twinned). Permanent camps for the legions were simply called after the legion, such as ‘the fort of the 3rd legion’, although sometimes the name of the town was added for clarity (marching camps weren’t named at all).

So, US forts could simply be named for the units they are most associated with.

Boru
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Fort Bone Spurs

Fort Bunker

Fort Pandemic

Fort Covfefe
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Fort Nobody Has Ever Seen A Fort Like This Even Obama Never Had A Fort This Beautiful Polls Are Wrong

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