I Beleive... I Must Be A Racist!

[Peebothuhlu]

Hello!

Looking forwards to more interactions with yourself. The better to get to know the real you, as it were.

Cheers.

[The Valkyrie]

Moderator Notice
Moved thread from Introductions to Off Topic since copying and pasting from an outside source is not a genuine introduction. Therefore the usual rule regarding the introduction forum do not apply.

[The Architect Of Fate]

Done a little research. This is apparently a copypasta of unclear origin, mostly going under the name "I Used to Be A Normal Person." Can't tell who the original author was, but I can tell there's a lot of variations with fewer "I need to connect the dots" moments, just with the same lack of self-awareness about how outmoded their old ideas are. Fucking Hell, I can't believe I spent an hour dissecting a copypasta like it was someone's actual heartfelt (if absurdly myopic) thoughts.

I suspected something was off .The tone seemed too familiar, And my sympathies .

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Since Her Valkitude was kind enough to relocate the thread, I am now free to say to the OP:

I believe...you must be a cunt!

Boru

[brewer]

This guy is a one and done. I'm not wasting my time.

(wait)

[Fake Messiah]

[Sal]

Welcome to the mad house.

Welcome.

You sound like a very stable genius.

He's definitely horsing around.

[AniKoferBo]

Done a little research. This is apparently a copypasta of unclear origin, mostly going under the name "I Used to Be A Normal Person." Can't tell who the original author was, but I can tell there's a lot of variations with fewer "I need to connect the dots" moments, just with the same lack of self-awareness about how outmoded their old ideas are. Fucking Hell, I can't believe I spent an hour dissecting a copypasta like it was someone's actual heartfelt (if absurdly myopic) thoughts.

https://m.facebook.com/notes/wake-up-ame...403512674/

[Duty]

What a fabulously straw-man-tastic, fictitious and self-pitying OP! Have a violin OP to illustrate your pitiful life of unjust vilification...nay, the whole 1st violin section of the London Philharmonic! Poor you!   


 
             
  
             
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 < You - all sat on your lonesome 

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[Rev. Rye]

Done a little research. This is apparently a copypasta of unclear origin, mostly going under the name "I Used to Be A Normal Person." Can't tell who the original author was, but I can tell there's a lot of variations with fewer "I need to connect the dots" moments, just with the same lack of self-awareness about how outmoded their old ideas are. Fucking Hell, I can't believe I spent an hour dissecting a copypasta like it was someone's actual heartfelt (if absurdly myopic) thoughts.

https://m.facebook.com/notes/wake-up-ame...403512674/

It's not the original, of course, since I've found quite a few dating back from early June, and at least one of these early posts claimed that it was going around four years ago, though I can't find any evidence of that. Although that one does seem close to what he posted with a few notable additions and omissions:

• I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white into a two-parent household. And even though I was raised by a single mom, wore a LOT of hand-me-downs, and had to walk a mile to the bus stop for school, my skin tone is what mattered, which now labels me as "Privileged", racist and responsible for slavery.
  
• I think males and females should go to the restroom based on the birth sex, so I am labeled a sexist. (Removed entirely)
  
• I vote for the Republican party because it best represents my conservative views, which labels me as a racist. (also removed entirely)
  
• My opinion differs from those in the media and those on the far left, so now I am hated and deserve to have my belongings stolen for being labeled racist. (once again removed entirely)
  

Additions:

• I believe the Lord did not give me a heart to judge others.
  
• I kneel only for The Cross, which makes me racist.
  

This is the source that claims it was popular 4 years ago, and it's also the earliest version I can find. Given that, unlike a lot of copypasta, it keeps changing, it may be hard to find the original.