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Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.

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Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
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Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
February 28, 2011 at 7:44 pm
My math tutor gave me the funniest scientific explanation of why homosexuality can't exist.

Batteries with the same charge repell each other.
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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
February 28, 2011 at 7:59 pm
The two situations are not alike. Smile
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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
February 28, 2011 at 8:01 pm
Right. That's exactly what I told him. After a short time, he reluctantly agreed with me.
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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
February 28, 2011 at 8:03 pm
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Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
February 28, 2011 at 8:09 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2011 at 8:10 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(February 28, 2011 at 7:44 pm)Emporion Wrote: My math tutor gave me the funniest scientific explanation of why homosexuality can't exist.

Batteries with the same charge repell each other.
Please tell me he was joking. If he wasn't, how did he explain the fact that people claim to be gay?
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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
February 28, 2011 at 8:14 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2011 at 8:14 pm by Emporion.)
(February 28, 2011 at 8:09 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(February 28, 2011 at 7:44 pm)Emporion Wrote: My math tutor gave me the funniest scientific explanation of why homosexuality can't exist.

Batteries with the same charge repell each other.
Please tell me he was joking. If he wasn't, how did he explain the fact that people claim to be gay?

We never got that far into the discussion. He came up with it on the spot. What if I claimed "I am gay"? Would you take it at face value?
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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
February 28, 2011 at 11:17 pm
I would tell you that i don't give a damn that you are gay: I can still seduce you.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
February 28, 2011 at 11:49 pm
(February 28, 2011 at 11:17 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I would tell you that i don't give a damn that you are gay: I can still seduce you.

Well, you won't have to try if you're sexy enough for my tastes.Big Grin
I'm actually straight.

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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
March 1, 2011 at 7:11 am (This post was last modified: March 1, 2011 at 7:13 am by Zen Badger.)
(February 28, 2011 at 7:44 pm)Emporion Wrote: My math tutor gave me the funniest scientific explanation of why homosexuality can't exist.

Batteries with the same charge repell each other.

   
BTW, you can tell your maths teacher to bone up on his basic physics.

It's magnets with the same charge that repel each other, not batteries.
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RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
March 1, 2011 at 7:16 am
Seems you maths tutor need a great many things...like neurones!!! Angel
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