Anyone watch the T-day football games?

[Brian37]

Nope, pretty sure you wouldn't want to be anywhere close to me when I am trying to cook. I am so bad I could burn boiling water.

Well, we know you can cook a kitchen towel.

edit-didn't you work for years in kitchens and still you learned absofuckinglutely nothing?

Never said I was a cook, I said I worked in a kitchen. At that particular location I made it my job to not only wash dishes, but to make sure all food was in date, in temperature and that all counters and bathrooms and ect ect were sanitary. 

If you know anything about working in a kitchen, you'd know most cooks only worry about the food and then run out at closing time.

[arewethereyet]

Well, we know you can cook a kitchen towel.

edit-didn't you work for years in kitchens and still you learned absofuckinglutely nothing?

Never said I was a cook, I said I worked in a kitchen. At that particular location I made it my job to not only wash dishes, but to make sure all food was in date, in temperature and that all counters and bathrooms and ect ect were sanitary. 

If you know anything about working in a kitchen, you'd know most cooks only worry about the food and then run out at closing time.

You went to college to learn how to wash dishes?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Fuck you.

Arnold Palmer famously missed a two foot putt in 1970.

Babe Ruth struck out 1330 times in his career (an average of about sixty times every season). He was known as The Strike Out King.

Cooking a turkey is so easy that even a simpleton like you could manage it.

Boru

Nope, pretty sure you wouldn't want to be anywhere close to me when I am trying to cook. I am so bad I could burn boiling water.

Fuck you.

I wouldn’t want to be anywhere close to you, regardless. But you do yourself an injustice - roast turkey might just might be the easiest thing on the planet to cook.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

Nope, pretty sure you wouldn't want to be anywhere close to me when I am trying to cook. I am so bad I could burn boiling water.

Fuck you.

I wouldn’t want to be anywhere close to you, regardless. But you do yourself an injustice - roast turkey might just might be the easiest thing on the planet to cook.

Boru

He could probably handle oatmeal.

In the microwave.

[arewethereyet]

Fuck you.

I wouldn’t want to be anywhere close to you, regardless. But you do yourself an injustice - roast turkey might just might be the easiest thing on the planet to cook.

Boru

He could probably handle oatmeal.

In the microwave.

I have to fess up to cooking oatmeal in the microwave this morning and it cooked over the sides of the bowl...there's a real sweet spot with time when it comes to oatmeal in the microwave and I missed it.

[onlinebiker]

He could probably handle oatmeal.

In the microwave.

I have to fess up to cooking oatmeal in the microwave this morning and it cooked over the sides of the bowl...there's a real sweet spot with time when it comes to oatmeal in the microwave and I missed it.

66 seconds

[Brian37]

Never said I was a cook, I said I worked in a kitchen. At that particular location I made it my job to not only wash dishes, but to make sure all food was in date, in temperature and that all counters and bathrooms and ect ect were sanitary. 

If you know anything about working in a kitchen, you'd know most cooks only worry about the food and then run out at closing time.

You went to college to learn how to wash dishes?

I love stupid shit like this. My x wife FYI, ended up with a microbiology degree and PHD in microbiology, but years after we separated, she told me of people with her same masters working at Starbucks.

Do people move up? YEA! Do others? No. So is the goal to shit on people who don't end up Jeff Bezos, or is it more important humans don't starve to death?

I don't know about you, but I am not going to shit on anyone, who does an honest job. And I can honestly tell you the last asshole who was the owner of that same breakfast place I was a dishwasher at, wouldn't have lasted a month doing what I did.

[Brian37]

I think the key to the Washington win was our defense stopping a pick 6 by #17 at time stamp 7 mins 56 seconds.

[Jackalope]

I kinda halfway watched the end of the second game. Wake me up when the NFC East is capable.of beating a conference or league opponent with anything approaching consistency. Eleven games in, the division has a combined total of something like 13 wins. Washington has to win out to achieve a winning record and it seems no other team in the division can do so. That division is a hot pile.

[Brian37]

I kinda halfway watched the end of the second game.  Wake me up when the NFC East is capable.of beating  a conference or league opponent with anything approaching consistency.  Eleven games in, the division has a combined total of something like 13 wins.  Washington has to win out to achieve a winning record and it seems no other team in the division can do so.  That division  is a hot pile.

Neither Washington, Dallas, Philly or New York are capable of beating their way out of a wet paper bag.