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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 19, 2020 at 12:14 pm
Of course he’s a rebel. I mean, just look at the way he walks down the street, look at the way he shuffles his feet.
He’s a rebel and he’ll never ever be any good.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 19, 2020 at 12:34 pm
Didn't Jesus teach people to emulate him? And wasn't Jesus God? Sounds like a case of mixed messages to me. There's no pleasing that bastard.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 19, 2020 at 1:42 pm
You're getting this all wrong. Satan won the war in Heaven. Then he revised all the records.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 19, 2020 at 2:18 pm
I have often wondered why christians do not notice the oddities of their magic book.
Satan is honest, god is not.
Satan killed 10 innocent people total, god killed 27 million plus innocent people.
Satan is moral, god is not.
It is almost as though they have not read the stupid book.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 19, 2020 at 6:44 pm
They are cafeteria Christians, taking what they want, leaving the rest.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 20, 2020 at 1:27 pm
because satan was a feminist