Gaetzgate

[The Grand Nudger]

Matt seems to feel that this is a good time to declare his interest in joining the brand new official white supremacist caucus. I suppose that if you were a terrible person, constantly trying to hide all of the ways that you're a terrible person can get exhausting.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Anyone else get the feeling that his lawyer is constantly resisting the urge to grab Gaetz by the throat, shake him like a rag doll and scream, ‘WHAT PART OF “SHUT THE FUCK UP” isn’t getting through to you?!’

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

My oh my, things aren't looking good for Matty-boy.

Greenberg Confess That He And Gaetz Sex Trafficked A Minor

"On more than one occasion, this individual was involved in sexual activities with several of the other girls, the congressman from Florida's 1st Congressional District and myself," Greenberg wrote in reference to the 17-year-old. "From time to time, gas money or gifts, rent or partial tuition payments were made to several of these girls, including the individual who was not yet 18. I did see the acts occur firsthand and Venmo transactions, Cash App or other payments were made to these girls on behalf of the Congressman."

Boru

[Rev. Rye]

Anyone else get the feeling that his lawyer is constantly resisting the urge to grab Gaetz by the throat, shake him like a rag doll and scream, ‘WHAT PART OF “SHUT THE FUCK UP” isn’t getting through to you?!’

Boru

Once again, I’m a fan of channels like Jim Can’t Swim and Matt Orchard, who specialize in interrogation analysis. And one of the big underlying themes running throughout their videos is what to do if the police suspect you of anything. Say only three things:

• ”If you suspect me of anything, I will say nothing until I get a lawyer.”
  
• ”I refuse to answer on Fifth Amendment (or whatever your country’s equivalent is) grounds.” once you actually get your lawyer.
  
• ”Not Guilty, your Honour.”

Feel free to change the wording on the first two as long as it doesn’t soften the overall meaning. Literally anything else can and will hurt your case. There’s a reason American cops tell the people they arrest “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.” Because it’s a simple fact.