‘What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.’ Having had a few encounters with ganders, I wish them nothing but the worst.
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Obsolete Clichés!
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  (April 21, 2021 at 6:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.’ Having had a few encounters with ganders, I wish them nothing but the worst. When I was young, one of my friends had a pet goose that was kept in the back yard. If it didn't know you, you'd better know how to run. I'm not sure why it couldn't fly, but it could certainly fan its wings, leap in the air and get you with beak and feet. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
"broad across the beam". Always made me think about BDSM.
Just say big ass and be done with it.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (April 21, 2021 at 8:31 pm)brewer Wrote: "broad across the beam". Always made me think about BDSM. Husband has been known to use "two axe handles wide". I'm still working on domesticating him. ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png)
"enough to piss off the Pope" should be considered timeless.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
"A penny for your thoughts".
Due to inflation any worthwhile thoughts would be worth $6.75. Of course anyone who watches The Voice, Dancing with the Stars, or The Masked Singer - their thoughts are still going at the original rate of $.01..... 
Not obsolite, but I never understood "Meteoric rise" when metiors actualy crash burning to the ground!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!  (April 19, 2021 at 8:08 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Just went to the waterfront fish and chip shop to buy some dinner. Get an air fryer, get a chip chopper, plant some potatoes and figure out where you can buy fresh cod on the cheap. Tweak your own fish and chips to perfection.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. RE: Obsolete Clichés!
April 22, 2021 at 1:26 pm
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(April 22, 2021 at 9:23 am)onlinebiker Wrote: "A penny for your thoughts". I could watch dancing with the stars if I got only the outtakes of the twirling dresses showing those sweet dancer legs. As it is, I watch none of that stuff. Now, someone "drop the dime" to my wife for me being a sexist pig. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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