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Obsolete Clichés!
#21
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
(April 22, 2021 at 11:46 am)Reforged Wrote:
(April 19, 2021 at 8:08 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Just went to the waterfront fish and chip shop to buy some dinner.

"CHEAP AS CHIPS" my arse !!!
minimum chips was $7
I counted them... 27 of them!

is there a criminal hotline I can call or sumfin Dunno

(they were very nice but that's not the point!)

Get an air fryer, get a chip chopper, plant some potatoes and figure out where you can buy fresh cod on the cheap. 
Tweak your own fish and chips to perfection.
We bought our first air fryer last year.

It's the shiznit!

Great
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#22
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
"Like shooting fish in a barrel!"

Who does that?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#23
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
^ I know!
If you went to the trouble of putting the fish in a barrel in the first place, why would you want to then destroy them by shooting them Dunno
That sounds like a saying from Arkansas!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#24
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
Is "guys measuring their dicks" still in use? I haven't heard that one in years. Googling didn't help.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#25
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘as easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#26
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
Only a dentist should look a gift horse in the mouth!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#27
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
“Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.” I’ve long taken issue with this idiom, not just because the first third is hot, but that ‘barefoot’ is meant to signify that the woman in question can’t leave the house to socialise. Ignoring that COVID should probably have rendered the premise useless, Not only is this assumption due to unrelated social prejudices and not an inherent quality of shoelessness, I’ve read quite a bit from women in modern times who aren’t dirt-poor, still regularly leave the house barefoot, and still lead a decent-sized social life. And to show how little that can matter, a few years ago, a teenaged girl named Rae Heim managed to run across the length of America (3437.5 miles, to be precise) and did almost all of it with nothing between her and the ground but a healthy layer of earth:




And I’m aware of at least two other female Youtubers (Julia Chi Taylor and Brittany Taylor, no relation) who go as far as traveling around the world in a nomadic and mostly barefoot lifestyle.


Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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