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They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
#11
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
It's been said before, if the universe is a school, and all the planets with life attend, Earth takes the short bus to get there.
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#12
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
Imagine how funny it would be if everything else was dumber than we are.
It's bad for the rest of the world when americans are paid so little they can only afford chocolate mined by child slaves and clothes made in overseas sweatshops. - Robyn Pennacchia
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#13
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
On the edges of our solar system, there's an emergency beacon which broadcasts: Enter at your own risk. You are approaching THAT planet!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#14
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
(May 19, 2021 at 4:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 19, 2021 at 9:27 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: They are, it's a tragedy - but doing illegal shit because you were propagandized isn't really a distinction that our courts have ever cared to make.  Alot of perpetrators were and are and always have been victims of some other crime that maybe some other person should be held accountable for.....any fucking time now - stop worrying about The Institution.

The reason that the victimization claim of contemporary white supremacy plays is that they very much are being victimized...just not by the who and what they think.  They're being eaten by their own.


Licking doorknobs, mouth breathers.  Dumb Dumbs.  Touched.  Wink

Natives of Dumphukistan.

We reserve that one for people who accept the answer "a dollar" in response to the question "how much money is that?"
As a species, we are fucked. To the next generation, I offer my inadequate apologies.
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#15
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
(May 20, 2021 at 12:18 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: On the edges of our solar system, there's an emergency beacon which broadcasts: Enter at your own risk. You are approaching THAT planet!

Doesn't it say, "Mostly Harmless"? Taking the entire solar system in this case.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#16
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
(May 20, 2021 at 9:43 am)Fireball Wrote:
(May 20, 2021 at 12:18 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: On the edges of our solar system, there's an emergency beacon which broadcasts: Enter at your own risk. You are approaching THAT planet!

Doesn't it say, "Mostly Harmless"? Taking the entire solar system in this case.

There was a story I read, many years ago, in which an alien spaceship crew approached Earth in the far future.

A crewman said, "I can't believe the planet is so beautiful."

The captain replies, "One of the great mysteries of the universe is how such a planet could give rise to such a hideous race. If they weren't fighting us, they were fighting each other. It's a good thing they're extinct."

The crewman shivers and says, "Humans. Even the word fills me with dread."
Dying to live, living to die.
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#17
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
We, meaning Homo Sapiens, are top predator because we're vicious. If H. Neanderthalis were still around, they'd say the same thing about us.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#18
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
Imagine how dumb the average USian is. Half of them are even more stupid, per definitionem. Razz
Cetero censeo religionem delendam esse
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#19
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(May 19, 2021 at 9:09 am)Nomad Wrote: The best response was that it was the US equivalent, and as offensive as, "windowlickers" over here.

For some reason, I thought you wrote "widow-"licking. Which... I think... sounds more fun than licking windows.
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#20
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
(May 19, 2021 at 8:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Felony stupid, but felonious, still.

The party of personal responsibility surely understands this.

Right?

Right?

Right?;!!????!

Reicht?!!!!??!!!
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