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RE: Noteworthy News
November 15, 2023 at 10:39 pm
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 10:29 am
'Young Sheldon' series to end with seventh season.
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 1:18 pm
Thanks, Pres. Biden!

Quote:Xi Jinping signaled late Wednesday that China will send new pandas to the United States, calling them “envoys of friendship between the Chinese and American peoples. 'We are ready to continue our cooperation with the United States on panda conservation.'”

https://apnews.com/article/xi-jinping-pa...054c725873
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 1:50 pm
(November 16, 2023 at 1:18 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Thanks, Pres. Biden!

Quote:Xi Jinping signaled late Wednesday that China will send new pandas to the United States, calling them “envoys of friendship between the Chinese and American peoples. 'We are ready to continue our cooperation with the United States on panda conservation.'”

https://apnews.com/article/xi-jinping-pa...054c725873

The skeptic in me wonders what the US had to give up (give in) to get panda's and was it worth it.
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 4:16 pm
(November 16, 2023 at 1:50 pm)brewer Wrote:
(November 16, 2023 at 1:18 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Thanks, Pres. Biden!

The skeptic in me wonders what the US had to give up (give in) to get panda's and was it worth it.

We sent Boebert.
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 5:05 pm
(November 16, 2023 at 4:16 pm)Nanny Wrote:
(November 16, 2023 at 1:50 pm)brewer Wrote: The skeptic in me wonders what the US had to give up (give in) to get panda's and was it worth it.

We sent Boebert.

If only...
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 5:08 pm
(November 16, 2023 at 4:16 pm)Nanny Wrote:
(November 16, 2023 at 1:50 pm)brewer Wrote: The skeptic in me wonders what the US had to give up (give in) to get panda's and was it worth it.

We sent Boebert.

I sure hope not.  A lot these sorts of transfers are for breeding purposes and there are enough of her genes already in the world.
  
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 6:03 pm
(November 16, 2023 at 4:16 pm)Nanny Wrote:
(November 16, 2023 at 1:50 pm)brewer Wrote: The skeptic in me wonders what the US had to give up (give in) to get panda's and was it worth it.

We sent Boebert.

Well that would be a win/win for the US. Maybe Xi has had a stroke?
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 9:11 pm
(November 16, 2023 at 6:03 pm)brewer Wrote:
(November 16, 2023 at 4:16 pm)Nanny Wrote: We sent Boebert.

Well that would be a win/win for the US. Maybe Xi has had a stroke?

Or, maybe he's just horny and wants to employ her in her previous profession. Angel
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RE: Noteworthy News
November 16, 2023 at 9:27 pm
(November 16, 2023 at 10:29 am)Angrboda Wrote: 'Young Sheldon' series to end with seventh season.

And segue immediately into "Sheldon on Social Security"?
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