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Noteworthy News
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Noteworthy News
October 6, 2024 at 5:04 am

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Noteworthy News
October 6, 2024 at 5:52 am
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Noteworthy News
October 6, 2024 at 9:13 am
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RE: Noteworthy News
October 6, 2024 at 9:41 am
(October 6, 2024 at 5:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 6, 2024 at 5:04 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Reminds me of a story of a guy waiting in line at a DMV and noticed someone behind them not speaking on the phone.

"We speak English in this country.:

"I'm sorry, what?"

"This is America.  We speak English, not Mexican.  If you don't want to speak English, go back to where you came from!"

"Lady, I'm Navajo!"

Reminds of the old joke:

‘My ancestors came over on the Mayflower!’

‘My ancestors were here to meet the boat.’

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RE: Noteworthy News
October 6, 2024 at 10:11 am
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RE: Noteworthy News
October 8, 2024 at 7:13 am
Frankfurt airport:

A 52y old Lithuanian was arrested after his flight from Colombia landed. I think you already got the gist.  Big Grin 

He smuggled 30 tons of procude, with a net worth of 1.5bn€, into Lithuania. Lithuania has 3mio citizens, thats 30g for everyone. Booking my ticket as we speak  :gblush:
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RE: Noteworthy News
October 8, 2024 at 9:18 am
(October 8, 2024 at 7:13 am)Deesse23 Wrote: Frankfurt airport:

A 52y old Lithuanian was arrested after his flight from Colombia landed. I think you already got the gist.  Big Grin 

He smuggled 30 tons of procude, with a net worth of 1.5bn€, into Lithuania. Lithuania has 3mio citizens, thats 30g for everyone. Booking my ticket as we speak  :gblush:

What is this?

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RE: Noteworthy News
October 8, 2024 at 9:43 am (This post was last modified: October 8, 2024 at 9:44 am by awty.)
^I am not exactly sure what that is either; but you are damn busy if you smuggle 30 tons of anything.
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RE: Noteworthy News
October 8, 2024 at 11:33 am
(October 8, 2024 at 9:18 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(October 8, 2024 at 7:13 am)Deesse23 Wrote: Frankfurt airport:

A 52y old Lithuanian was arrested after his flight from Colombia landed. I think you already got the gist.  Big Grin 

He smuggled 30 tons of procude, with a net worth of 1.5bn€, into Lithuania. Lithuania has 3mio citizens, thats 30g for everyone. Booking my ticket as we speak  :gblush:

What is this?

Produce = coke Cool
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RE: Noteworthy News
October 8, 2024 at 11:38 am
(October 8, 2024 at 11:33 am)Deesse23 Wrote:
(October 8, 2024 at 9:18 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: What is this?

Produce = coke Cool

1.5bn€ seems low for 30 tonnes. Maybe that wholesale and not street price.

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