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From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.

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From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.
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RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.
April 6, 2011 at 1:36 pm
(April 6, 2011 at 1:12 pm)Emporion Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 1:02 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: see through gold

OMG!! You must be Jesus!
WorshipWorshipWorshipWorship

*repenting my sins*
Please forgive my past blasphemy, but why did you allow me to become an atheist?
Confused FallConfused FallConfused FallConfused Fall

Don't worry. The real test was to be sure you were smart enough not to buy into this crap. Right RJ?
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#32
RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.
April 6, 2011 at 2:15 pm
(April 6, 2011 at 1:36 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 1:12 pm)Emporion Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 1:02 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: see through gold

OMG!! You must be Jesus!
WorshipWorshipWorshipWorship

*repenting my sins*
Please forgive my past blasphemy, but why did you allow me to become an atheist?
Confused FallConfused FallConfused FallConfused Fall
Joke
Haha. I just lied to Jesus!

Don't worry. The real test was to be sure you were smart enough not to buy into this crap. Right RJ?

Relax man, I was just kidding.Wink
That crap isn't even worth thinking about.
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