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ISLAM is The best
#11
RE: ISLAM is The best
Try not to pay too much attention to Shipbuilder, kids. He just stops in here every now and again, empties his bowels, and moves on.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#12
RE: ISLAM is The best
Cleanup on aisle 13.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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#13
RE: ISLAM is The best
(August 23, 2021 at 9:48 am)ShipBuilder Wrote: Hi
I think Islam is the best solution for all world.

Could you say that again, I didn't have my hearing aid in.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#14
RE: ISLAM is The best
Clarinets are the answer.   Heart  Seriously.
  • They require concentrated effort and lots of muscle memory just to master the bizarre fingering system (for example, you have to use four different fingerings to play an "E" in four different octaves, as opposed to just pressing the octave key on a saxophone).
  • They're good for cardiovascular fitness.
  • They're eminently portable, unless you have a full-sized contrabass clarinet (in which case a bar stool should be part of your gear, so that you can reach the mouthpiece).
  • They sound cool.
  • And they will never threaten to send you to hell, although I've spent many years in Reed Purgatory.
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#15
RE: ISLAM is The best
(August 23, 2021 at 9:48 am)ShipBuilder Wrote: Hi
I think Islam is the best solution for all world.

I believe that Muhammad was a schizophrenic, narcissist pedophile with delusions of grandeur.  As such, I think that Islam has even less credibility than Scientology, if such is possible.  Perhaps Muhammad was communing with some deceased Homo Erectus??
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#16
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(August 23, 2021 at 1:51 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(August 23, 2021 at 9:48 am)ShipBuilder Wrote: Hi
I think Islam is the best solution for all world.

I believe that Muhammad was a schizophrenic, narcissist pedophile with delusions of grandeur.  As such, I think that Islam has even less credibility than Scientology, if such is possible.  Perhaps Muhammad was communing with some deceased Homo Erectus??

Oh shit, Foxaire is gonna convert.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#17
RE: ISLAM is The best
Something smells.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#18
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@ShipBuilder

If I can have 72 hoes that can fuck me sideways I'm in. I have no interest in breaking in 72 virgins.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#19
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(August 23, 2021 at 1:59 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Something smells.

First, it was the Nigerian Internet scams, and now, the Taliban on the Atheist Forums??  I suppose that we should embrace improvement whenever and wherever it welcomes Us!
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#20
RE: ISLAM is The best
I agree that Islam is the best - the best way to live in the 7th century without access to a time machine.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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