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Official Hallowe'en Thread

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Official Hallowe'en Thread
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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 5, 2021 at 9:55 am
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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 5, 2021 at 10:17 am
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 5, 2021 at 12:04 pm
Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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#24
RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 5, 2021 at 12:10 pm
When I was in the service - one of the guys got his wife to make him Klansman robes and he wore them to the Halloween party......

He was black. 


He kept the mask up most of the time. 

Even the CO thought it was funny.
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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 5, 2021 at 12:50 pm
Yeah, you can find people to laugh at all manner of stupid shit.

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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 5, 2021 at 1:14 pm
(October 5, 2021 at 12:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yeah, you can find people to laugh at all manner of stupid shit.

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Jerry was a funny guy.. He loved the scene in Bustin Loose where Richard Pryor' s character fucks up the Klansmen.

He wanted to do something along those lines but as he said " I don' t have a bus load of needy kids" 

So he improvised...
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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 6, 2021 at 4:41 am
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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 6, 2021 at 8:46 am
The people that invented candy corn belong in Guantanamo Bay. 

Why did you carve that pumpkin? What did that pumpkin ever do to you?

I think funerals are boring, they should play Michael Jackson's Thriller while the casket gets lowered into the ground. 

If you have to work on Halloween does that mean you work on a skeleton crew?
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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 10, 2021 at 7:50 am
Do any of you dress your pets for Hallowe’en? If ‘no’, thank you. If ‘yes’, in what other ways do you degrade and humiliate the poor beasties?

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RE: Official Hallowe'en Thread
October 10, 2021 at 7:55 am
(October 10, 2021 at 7:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Do any of you dress your pets for Hallowe’en? If ‘no’, thank you. If ‘yes’, in what other ways do you degrade and humiliate the poor beasties?

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No. The most that's ever happened was a themed bandana after a trip to the groomer but that stopped years ago. Karm had Halloween bows put on her ears one time, it took about 15 seconds after we got home from the groomer for her to rub her head on the ground in a successful attempt to rid herself of the bows.
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