Pitch Police Academy characters

[Fake Messiah]

Characters from the Police Academy movies are known for having only one trait, like a character that is big and strong, a character who talks very quietly, a fat character, a sexy character, a Japanese tourist character, ass kisser, a guy who is obsessed with guns and brutality, a fat guy, a character that lacks hygiene, the guy who makes funny noises, and so on.

So considering that there is always a possibility for a sequel, which characters would you like to see?

Here are a few ideas:

So right off from the start there needs to be a character that is trans. These are not the 80s anymore.

Then a character that is drunk all the time - I mean, I can not believe they haven't put this one yet.

Then a character named Boners because he constantly has a boner. Do you feel that humor already?

Then a dead character. You know, a corpse that fell off a funeral car and somehow ends up in a cadet uniform and everyone thinks he or she is alive.

A pregnant character. Preggos are really underrepresented in movies, so why not have one that saves the day and risks her life in action scenes like jumping off skyscrapers?

Alien character. This would be the ultimate underdog with which people would feel most connected. The alien that arrives from another planet and joins the police academy.

An amputee without hands and one leg who wants to be, and ultimately becomes, a police officer.

A character with PTSD, but a funny one in which he or she is confusing reality and shifts from thinking of being in a war zone and buying groceries.

Jihadi character who is constantly imagining that someone is insulting Mohammed.

Then a guy who is obsessed with tennis and instead of a gun uses a tennis racket to throw fastballs at bad guys.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Characters from the Police Academy movies are known for having only one trait, like a character that is big and strong, a character who talks very quietly, a fat character, a sexy character, a Japanese tourist character, ass kisser, a guy who is obsessed with guns and brutality, a fat guy, a character that lacks hygiene, the guy who makes funny noises, and so on.

So considering that there is always a possibility for a sequel, which characters would you like to see?

Here are a few ideas:

So right off from the start there needs to be a character that is trans. These are not the 80s anymore.

Then a character that is drunk all the time - I mean, I can not believe they haven't put this one yet.

Then a character named Boners because he constantly has a boner. Do you feel that humor already?

Then a dead character. You know, a corpse that fell off a funeral car and somehow ends up in a cadet uniform and everyone thinks he or she is alive.

A pregnant character. Preggos are really underrepresented in movies, so why not have one that saves the day and risks her life in action scenes like jumping off skyscrapers?

Alien character. This would be the ultimate underdog with which people would feel most connected. The alien that arrives from another planet and joins the police academy.

An amputee without hands and one leg who wants to be, and ultimately becomes, a police officer.

A character with PTSD, but a funny one in which he or she is confusing reality and shifts from thinking of being in a war zone and buying groceries.

Jihadi character who is constantly imagining that someone is insulting Mohammed.

Then a guy who is obsessed with tennis and instead of a gun uses a tennis racket to throw fastballs at bad guys.

Well, they could have the one who's hyper anxious and speaks in an odd voice. That's because the actor has sadly died.

He used the same persona in his stand up.   A favourite joke:

" When I die I want my remains scattered. Don't want to be cremated though"  can't think of his name. He often wore a beret

[onlinebiker]

Sounds like Sam Kinison....

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Sounds like Sam Kinison....

That's him. Thanks 

Sam died at 38 from a car accident. Poor bloke.

Sam Kinison and His Legendary Scream at Dangerfield’s Comedy Club (1986) - YouTube


Of topic; Is it just me being intolerant again or does anyone else think Bill Burr comes across as a teensiest bit of a cunt?

[Brian37]

I think it was the second Police Academy when Tackleberry was having lunch with his female partner and bragged about having a silencer for his gun.

[A. Secular Human]

Sounds like Sam Kinison....

That's him. Thanks 

Sam died at 38 from a car accident. Poor bloke.

Sam Kinison and His Legendary Scream at Dangerfield’s Comedy Club (1986) - YouTube


Of topic; Is it just me being intolerant again or does anyone else think Bill Burr comes across as a teensiest bit of a cunt?

Nothing "teensie" about it...

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

That's him. Thanks 

Sam died at 38 from a car accident. Poor bloke.

Sam Kinison and His Legendary Scream at Dangerfield’s Comedy Club (1986) - YouTube


Of topic; Is it just me being intolerant again or does anyone else think Bill Burr comes across as a teensiest bit of a cunt?

Nothing "teensie" about it...

Sorry, that was an example of Aussie wit. We're very fond of understatement . Also Irony. 

Can also be very dry: A man was killed by a shark this week in Western Australia . The reporter was asked if October is shark season. He said it was and that  four people have been taken by sharks in that area in the last hundred years.

[A. Secular Human]

Nothing "teensie" about it...

Sorry, that was an example of Aussie wit. We're very fond of understatement . Also Irony. 

Can also be very dry: A man was killed by a shark this week in Western Australia . The reporter was asked if October is shark season. He said it was and that  four people have been taken by sharks in that area in the last hundred years.

And somewhere, an elderly shark is reminiscing about "Oktoberfest".