Steal the hearts of the fairest maidens.
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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
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Take every tablespoon leaving only teaspoons to eat with.
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Set every clock in the house to a different time.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
Go through and replace the paper towel roll, bathroom tissue roll, and kleenex box with ones that have only one sheet left.
Move all the furniture around.
Open a cake mix - take out the bag - slit open the bottom, discard contents and refill with drywall compound, reinsert in box - re-glue top closed.
... Find sex toy collection. It's within arm's reach of the bed. The guy's side, likely. Put Tabasco sauce in the KY jelly. ... Find vacuum cleaner, remove the filter, and fill the dustbin with chimney sweepings or pulverized charcoal briquettes. .... Pour a half bag of concrete in the toilet, and flush. Taking a dump when done is optional. ... Leave a pair of panties - used if possible - under the husband's side of the bed. Something from Victoria's secret is preferred. ... Put superglue in all locks. .... Push all furniture down the basement stairs. Keep adding until you fill the stairwell. .... Fill a quart canning jar with anchovies, eggs and Draino - and seal with lid. Hide it laying on it's side in the insulation in the attic. In a few weeks the resulting decaying solution will eat through the steel top and begin dripping down through the ceiling drywall.... The odor is magnificent in it's stench. Not that I would ever do such a thing...... 
Ha, ha, entering secretly in people's homes and doing stuff inside, instead of stealing, is something that the Manson family did and they called it "creepy-crawling".
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (November 11, 2021 at 3:16 pm)no one Wrote: Steal the hearts of the fairest maidens. I wouldn't steal from houses. I knew a bloke who stole from houses and parked cars. Committed over 200 offences before he was caught. Did a year in Yatala (our prison for very naughty boys) I've actually thought about this, as ya do. I would specialise in stealing high end cars***, then driving them to Melbourne, where I would sell them. I would then steal another one and drive it to Sydney, where I would sell it. Then steal one more and drive it to Brisbane, where I would sell it. I would then fly home. I would not be known by crims in my own state. I don't know how hard it is to steal high end cars these days with the computer systems they have. However, there are some pretty bright crims around so probably not all that hard for a professional crim. *** I mean Porsche, BMW, perhaps the sports models put out by Nissan and Toyota.
I leave embarrassing shows under "Continue Watching."
Turn on *everything*. I mean EVERYTHING. If it has a volume or control knob, turn it to the highest setting.
Pee in their weed. Pee in their coffee grounds. Heck, drink a quart of water a half-hour before going in, eat some asparagus for good measure, and pee in every foodstuff in the place.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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