You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?

[The Valkyrie]

Publish their browser history online.

[T.J.]

Cancel all their TV apps.

[Angrboda]

Disable their password manager and then go through and change all their website passwords.

[Jackalope]

Cling wrap the toilets.

[Angrboda]

Swap the salt and the sugar. Replace their coffee with terrible coffee.

[Fireball]

I plead the 5th.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Well if they were going to be away for a couple of weeks, I'd sprinkle lawn or bird seed on their lounge room carpet and give it some water.

There is an urban myth here about a girl whose boyfriend dumped her but neglected to take his key back before going away for a couple of weeks.
So, she sprinkled bird seed all over his shag carpet and sprayed it with water. He returned to a lawn in his lounge room. Possibly some veggies as well.

There's a nastier one where the young woman paints all of the walls, ceilings and windows black. Unlikely, too much effort . The first one is elegant in its simplicity and low cost.

Yeah, probably not true, but they should be.

[Jackalope]

Habanero oil in the body wash.

[Angrboda]

And if there's any hemorrhoid creme....

[Fireball]

Well  if they were going to be away for a couple of weeks, I'd sprinkle lawn or bird seed  on their lounge room carpet and give it some water.

There is an urban myth here about a girl whose boyfriend dumped her but neglected to take his key back before going away for a couple of weeks.
So, she sprinkled bird seed all over his shag carpet and sprayed it with water. He returned to a lawn in his lounge room. Possibly some veggies as well.

There's a nastier one where the young woman paints all of the walls, ceilings and windows black. Unlikely, too much effort . The first one is elegant in its simplicity and low cost.

Yeah, probably not true, but they should be.

Piece of cake, for the paint. I have a HVLP gun that can cover some serious square footage in short order.  I've painted entire vehicles with it, and the inside of a dwelling would be a cakewalk.