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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?

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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
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#41
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 13, 2021 at 9:05 am
Rig the tvs to only display the SYFY channel.
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#42
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 13, 2021 at 11:18 am
Install heated toilet seats.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 13, 2021 at 12:35 pm (This post was last modified: November 13, 2021 at 12:35 pm by Jehanne.)
Steal donuts, cream-filled only.
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#44
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 13, 2021 at 1:21 pm
Take the labels off all the cans in their pantry.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 13, 2021 at 3:16 pm (This post was last modified: November 13, 2021 at 3:18 pm by Fake Messiah.)
I would put on their coffee table all of Ahriman's posts from this forum printed out and bound together in a coffee table book.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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