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So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
#11
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Of course it's worth learning about! That's how you can tell how stupid it is, Min!
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#12
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Really all you have to do is look at this collection of shitheads....


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I always recall George Carlin's observation about religions and hats.


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(March 19, 2011 at 12:23 am)DiRNiS Wrote: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42154769/ns/...e-science/
I wonder when Yahweh found the time among all the mass drowning, burning, torturing, turning people into salt, exterminating babies, sending plagues, etc to rip out one of his ribs and make himself a wife.

Even worse this makes Yahweh look like a cheating scum by impregnating another woman (Mary). So apart from being a homicidal douchebag, he also comes across as a cheating scumbag.

Why do so many people worship such an asshole?

Yup, just another name for "ashteroth/Ishtar/astarte/ and possibly Isis" queen of the heaven, the queen of the stars, queen of the starry realm, etc..

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#15
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It was an arms race 'till all religions got an all-everything god. Yaweh or whatever jus happened to be the god of war of those people, and in those times war was the first priority (Today too, mabe Tongue)
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(March 19, 2011 at 3:20 pm)Rwandrall Wrote: Interesting, this means judeism was originally polytheistic...more studies should be helpful.

It still is,as is christianity and islam.

Afterall all three feature a creator god who is supported by an entire cast(that makes LOTR look like an amateur theatre production) of lesser deities such as angels, demons and devils.

Just like all of the polytheistic religions..

Cue the religious apologetics in 3,2,1...........
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(March 20, 2011 at 12:19 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(March 19, 2011 at 12:23 am)DiRNiS Wrote: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42154769/ns/...e-science/
I wonder when Yahweh found the time among all the mass drowning, burning, torturing, turning people into salt, exterminating babies, sending plagues, etc to rip out one of his ribs and make himself a wife.

Even worse this makes Yahweh look like a cheating scum by impregnating another woman (Mary). So apart from being a homicidal douchebag, he also comes across as a cheating scumbag.

Why do so many people worship such an asshole?

Yup, just another name for "ashteroth/Ishtar/astarte/ and possibly Isis" queen of the heaven, the queen of the stars, queen of the starry realm, etc..

But I like Ishtar, Astarte, and Lilith....damn Dodgy

Eve is just a dominatrix male pipe dream..... although the Islamists have given her a run for her money... to the point of genital mutilation. Rolleyes
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(March 21, 2011 at 7:10 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: But I like Ishtar, Astarte, and Lilith....damn Dodgy

Oh we worship Aphrodite
even though she's kind of flighty
cause she wears a see-through nighty
and that's good enough for me

Gimme that old time religion
gimme that old time religion
gimme that old time religion
It's good enough for me
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