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So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
 
So... Yahweh is a playboy...
 RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
March 19, 2011 at 12:32 am
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2011 at 12:43 am by ib.me.ub.)
 (March 19, 2011 at 12:23 am)DiRNiS Wrote: I wonder when Yahweh found the time among all the mass drowning, burning, torturing, turning people into salt, exterminating babies, sending plagues, etc to rip out one of his ribs and make himself a wife. Actually, he had a wife and then they took her away when the Hebrews decided to go with monotheism. They poor sexually frustrated guy then channeled all his sexual energy into aggression and tried to fill his need for marital love with demands for sycophantic adoration from mortals. It wasn't until he got laid in the NT that he mellowed out some.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist 
Interesting, this means judeism was originally polytheistic...more studies should be helpful.
(March 19, 2011 at 3:20 pm)Rwandrall Wrote: Interesting, this means judeism was originally polytheistic...more studies should be helpful. Haven't we known this for some time? It was after the Babylonian Captivity that Judaism went monotheistic. I'm not sure about this so I'm asking.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist  RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
March 19, 2011 at 6:24 pm
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2011 at 8:58 pm by ozgoat.)
There are many intelligent Christians, no doubt, but an "intellectual Christian", is surely an oxymoron. 
I can honestly say i don't know anything about judeism
 except the Old Testament, but from the Christian perspective.
Xtians understand Judaism so well that they eat fucking pork! Not that Judaism is worth learning about, either. |
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