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Poll: If you were to have one of these, which one would you pick?
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Baby
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Pony
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Godzilla
18.18%
2 18.18%
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Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
#21
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
(April 6, 2011 at 6:06 pm)Emporion Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Standard premium doesn't have to worry about it at all Smile

Is that when you're in casual clothing to actually trying to stimulate me by getting naked......or you think I'll indiscriminately go for you the moment I see you?

Standard premium is aimed at an audience that wants a no-hassles pet. Gold premium is for those sickos who want to have sex with their pet(s) Wink
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#22
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
(April 6, 2011 at 6:19 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 6:06 pm)Emporion Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Standard premium doesn't have to worry about it at all Smile

Is that when you're in casual clothing to actually trying to stimulate me by getting naked......or you think I'll indiscriminately go for you the moment I see you?

Standard premium is aimed at an audience that wants a no-hassles pet. Gold premium is for those sickos[I'm not a sicko. I just know that you are human Wink] who want to have sex with their pet(s) Wink

I know that you are a human, so I waive away the pet status because it doesn't describe your physical structure anymore, the way it does with a domestic cat. Smile

Contradiction:
"They are only high maintenance if you allow yourself to have sex with them... Undecided[means undecided]"
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#23
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
(April 6, 2011 at 8:25 pm)Emporion Wrote: I know that you are a human, so I waive away the pet status because it doesn't describe your physical structure anymore, the way it does with a domestic cat. Smile

Let a girl mock those pet-loving weirdos once in a while, yeesh Dodgy

Quote:Contradiction:
"They are only high maintenance if you allow yourself to have sex with them... Undecided[means undecided]"

Pet Saerules don't even need you to feed them or water them... they can get that themself. However, if you opt to use them for sex: they will suddenly believe they are the master and you are the pet/slave. That's when they become difficult to deal with Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#24
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
(April 6, 2011 at 8:42 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 8:25 pm)Emporion Wrote: I know that you are a human, so I waive away the pet status because it doesn't describe your physical structure anymore, the way it does with a domestic cat. Smile

Let a girl mock those pet-loving weirdos once in a while, yeesh Dodgy
You know that Christians love to play the victim too right?
Big Grin

(April 6, 2011 at 8:42 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 8:25 pm)Emporion Wrote: Contradiction:
"They are only high maintenance if you allow yourself to have sex with them... Undecided[means undecided]"


Pet Saerules don't even need you to feed them or water them... they can get that themself. However, if you opt to use them for sex: they will suddenly believe they are the master and you are the pet/slave. That's when they become difficult to deal with Smile

*Points the Elder wand at Pet Saerules, and says,"Imperio!"*
Now I am in control. Submit to your master now!
Devil (large)
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#25
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
Emporion Wrote:*Points the Elder wand at Pet Saerules, and says,"Imperio!"*
Now I am in control. Submit to your master now!

Woah woah woah!!!! That's right illegal that is.

Quote:You know that Christians love to play the victim too right?

Yes, hence PETA and the cage thing.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#26
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
(April 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
Emporion Wrote:*Points the Elder wand at Pet Saerules, and says,"Imperio!"*
Now I am in control. Submit to your master now!

Woah woah woah!!!! That's right illegal that is.


That's where you're wrong.
You are now under my control. Now, have sex with me the nice way.
*Pet Saerules has easy sex with Emporion*
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
(April 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
Quote:You know that Christians love to play the victim too right?

Yes, hence PETA and the cage thing.


What? I don't get your logic here.
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#27
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
It is so illigal Wrote:The Unforgivable Curses are the three most powerful and sinister spells known to the wizarding world, and are tools of the Dark Arts. They were first classified as Unforgivable in 1717.[1]

Using any of these three curses on another human being carries a mandatory life term in Azkaban (unless there is sufficient evidence that the caster did so under the influence of the Imperius Curse). Aurors were permitted to use them during the First Wizarding War. Under Lord Voldemort's regime in 1997-1998, the curses were made legal, though this was presumably repealed following Voldemort's demise. -harry potter wikia

Emporeon Wrote:What? I don't get your logic here.

Christian's love to play the victim. PETA pretends that pets in cages are victims. PETA is probably predominately Christian.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#28
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
(April 7, 2011 at 2:14 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
It is so illigal Wrote:The Unforgivable Curses are the three most powerful and sinister spells known to the wizarding world, and are tools of the Dark Arts. They were first classified as Unforgivable in 1717.[1]

Using any of these three curses on another human being carries a mandatory life term in Azkaban (unless there is sufficient evidence that the caster did so under the influence of the Imperius Curse). Aurors were permitted to use them during the First Wizarding War. Under Lord Voldemort's regime in 1997-1998, the curses were made legal, though this was presumably repealed following Voldemort's demise. -harry potter wikia

Prove it. I don't care how illegal the curses are. I'm proving that I can control Pet Saerules by raping it because it thinks it can rape me. Hence the Imperius Curse. None of that wiki stuff came from the books. Somebody made it up just like the Bible.

(April 7, 2011 at 2:14 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
Emporeon Wrote:What? I don't get your logic here.

Christian's love to play the victim. PETA pretends that pets in cages are victims. PETA is probably predominately Christian.

That makes sense. Their arguments are so incomplete that the propaganda is obvious.
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#29
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
Emporeon Wrote:Prove it. I don't care how illegal the curses are. I'm proving that I can control Pet Saerules by raping it because it thinks it can rape me. Hence the Imperius Curse. None of that wiki stuff came from the books. Somebody made it up just like the Bible.

There is a flaw here. Pet saerules doesn't think it can rape you... it also does not want to rape you. Where's the fun in forcing people to do what you want when you could just pull their strings to make them do it? ^_^

And the imperious curse is a made up curse, so you can't actually mind control people Tongue

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#30
RE: Alternate coloring in who's online and overview box
(April 8, 2011 at 1:09 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
Emporeon Wrote:Prove it. I don't care how illegal the curses are. I'm proving that I can control Pet Saerules by raping it because it thinks it can rape me. Hence the Imperius Curse. None of that wiki stuff came from the books. Somebody made it up just like the Bible.

There is a flaw here. Pet saerules doesn't think it can rape you... it also does not want to rape you. Where's the fun in forcing people to do what you want when you could just pull their strings to make them do it? ^_^

That's why you're not a rapist.

Remember this?
"However, if you opt to use them for sex: they will suddenly believe they are the master and you are the pet/slave. That's when they become difficult to deal with"

Did you froget I can use this?
"What you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

(April 8, 2011 at 1:09 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: And the imperious curse is a made up curse, so you can't actually mind control people Tongue

So is Pet Saerules. I can control imaginary parts with imaginary curses.

What else do you have for cosmetic appeal besides the description? Why should I choose you?
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