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The simple truth
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The simple truth
This is the gospel ("good news") of Jesus Christ. This is God's one and only plan of salvation. Please take time to read it, as your eternal destiny relies on how you will respond to it.

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Can't see this guy lasting long..
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#3
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[Image: triple-facepalm-picard-812.jpg]

Seriously. You're quoting the bible at people who don't believe the bible is more than the 5000 year old equivalent of rush limbaugh.

A For effort. F for judgement.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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TS;DB*






*Too Stupid, Didn't Bother
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Spam spam spam spammetispaaam spam spam

P.s. Gee, I never heard of this Jesus Christ! His promise of salvation sounds very compelling. Finally I see the light
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In all that biblespam, the OP missed my favorite passages.

Ezekiel 23:19-21
Psalm 137:9

I am disappoint.
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I don't know about anyone else, but after reading a giant wall of bible text posted by an anonymous stranger on the internet, I can't help but admit to the existence of the Christian god.

Hallelujah.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(February 11, 2014 at 3:22 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I don't know about anyone else, but after reading a giant wall of bible text posted by an anonymous stranger on the internet, I can't help but admit to the existence of the Christian god.

Hallelujah.

My God, man, you're right!

Praiiiiiiisssuh Jeaysus!
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Go blow jesus out your ass, dickhead.
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I'm always amused by the fact that people like this act as if we've never heard this before.
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