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The Absurd GOP
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(March 21, 2026 at 2:26 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote:
(March 21, 2026 at 2:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.

Self awareness of a potato.




When right winger accuses opponent of something he is either doing this or planning to do this.

It's a given that only the US has the right to defend itself.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(March 21, 2026 at 5:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 21, 2026 at 2:26 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: When right winger accuses opponent of something he is either doing this or planning to do this.

It's a given that only the US has the right to defend itself.

Boru

I wager that there are plenty of fools thinking that it's true.
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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A few months ago, ICE used Olivia Rodrigo's "All-American Bitch" in a video. Rodrigo was not pleased. And after talking more about it in a British Vogue interview, ICE responded:

Quote:America is grateful all the time for our federal law enforcement officers who keep us safe. We suggest Ms. Rodrigo thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice. ICE does NOT separate families. Parents are given a choice to either take their child with them or place them in the care of someone they designate. This is consistent with past administration’s immigration enforcement.

What sacrifice they're talking about is not clear (especially given that zero ICE officers have died in the line of duty since Trump's second inauguration), Let alone how they're keeping us safe when they can evidently just execute even native-born citizens with impunity.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(March 21, 2026 at 6:39 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote:
(March 21, 2026 at 5:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It's a given that only the US has the right to defend itself.

Boru

I wager that there are plenty of fools thinking that it's true.

Yup. Somewhere around 78 million.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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GOP Rep. Mary Franson says she's not worried about climate change because it's not in the Bible: "If you've read the Good Book, you know how it ends, and it's not with climate change."



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(March 21, 2026 at 2:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.

Self awareness of a potato.




If we could find the irony mine these people are using for fueling their "thoughts" maybe it could be capped against further abuse. Dayam.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(March 26, 2026 at 8:19 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 21, 2026 at 2:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.

Self awareness of a potato.




If we could find the irony mine these people are using for fueling their "thoughts" maybe it could be capped against further abuse. Dayam.

Run on an "America First" platform, start an overseas war ostensibly for Iranian people while you're shooting Americans in the streets.

They don't care for any other people -- except insofar as those people might provide "justifications" for their bullshit.

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MAGA woman at CPAC: "He is the president of peace. When this gets taken care of, it's going to be peace. I'm on Truth Social, that's the only social media I do... he's got a plan. He's a genius. And we trust President Trump."





"War is peace." — hmmm, where did I hear that before?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Medieval peasant brain has never been stronger

Quote:JD Vance Tells MAGA Podcaster He Thinks UFOs Are Demons

Vice President J.D. Vance told MAGA podcaster Benny Johnson during a sit-down interview that he’s “obsessed” with UFOs and believes that aliens are really “demons.”

“I have not been able to spend enough time on this to understand it. But, trust me, I’m obsessed with this,” Vance said. “I’ve already had a couple of times where I’ve said, ‘All right, we’re going to Area 51, we’re going out to New Mexico, we’re going to sort of get to the bottom of this.’ And then the timing of the trip didn’t work out. But, trust me, anybody who’s curious about this — I’m more curious than anybody. And I’ve got three years at the very tippy top of the classification. I’m going to get to the bottom of it.”

As an aside, Vance said, “I don’t think they’re aliens, I think they’re demons anyway, but that’s a long discussion,” prompting Johnson to declare, “Well, I can’t let you go without a follow-up on that…So you think they’re demons?”

“When I hear about extra natural phenomenon, that’s where I go to: The Christian understanding that there’s a lot of good out there, but there’s also evil out there. And I think that one of the devil’s great tricks is to convince people he never existed.”

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/jd-v...re-demons/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(March 27, 2026 at 6:50 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Medieval peasant brain has never been stronger

Quote:JD Vance Tells MAGA Podcaster He Thinks UFOs Are Demons

Vice President J.D. Vance told MAGA podcaster Benny Johnson during a sit-down interview that he’s “obsessed” with UFOs and believes that aliens are really “demons.”

“I have not been able to spend enough time on this to understand it. But, trust me, I’m obsessed with this,” Vance said. “I’ve already had a couple of times where I’ve said, ‘All right, we’re going to Area 51, we’re going out to New Mexico, we’re going to sort of get to the bottom of this.’ And then the timing of the trip didn’t work out. But, trust me, anybody who’s curious about this — I’m more curious than anybody. And I’ve got three years at the very tippy top of the classification. I’m going to get to the bottom of it.”

As an aside, Vance said, “I don’t think they’re aliens, I think they’re demons anyway, but that’s a long discussion,” prompting Johnson to declare, “Well, I can’t let you go without a follow-up on that…So you think they’re demons?”

“When I hear about extra natural phenomenon, that’s where I go to: The Christian understanding that there’s a lot of good out there, but there’s also evil out there. And I think that one of the devil’s great tricks is to convince people he never existed.”

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/jd-v...re-demons/

It's chilling that, despite how poor a president the current turd is, that this silly fuck is a singe, slightly better aimed shot (or a wad of McD's "meat" and bread) away from being 48.
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