The Absurd GOP

[Ivan Denisovich]

Medieval peasant brain has never been stronger

JD Vance Tells MAGA Podcaster He Thinks UFOs Are Demons

Vice President J.D. Vance told MAGA podcaster Benny Johnson during a sit-down interview that he’s “obsessed” with UFOs and believes that aliens are really “demons.”

“I have not been able to spend enough time on this to understand it. But, trust me, I’m obsessed with this,” Vance said. “I’ve already had a couple of times where I’ve said, ‘All right, we’re going to Area 51, we’re going out to New Mexico, we’re going to sort of get to the bottom of this.’ And then the timing of the trip didn’t work out. But, trust me, anybody who’s curious about this — I’m more curious than anybody. And I’ve got three years at the very tippy top of the classification. I’m going to get to the bottom of it.”

As an aside, Vance said, “I don’t think they’re aliens, I think they’re demons anyway, but that’s a long discussion,” prompting Johnson to declare, “Well, I can’t let you go without a follow-up on that…So you think they’re demons?”

“When I hear about extra natural phenomenon, that’s where I go to: The Christian understanding that there’s a lot of good out there, but there’s also evil out there. And I think that one of the devil’s great tricks is to convince people he never existed.”

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/jd-v...re-demons/

Lenin almighty how people can be so fucking dumb in XXI century?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

“Everybody’s afraid that the next administration — if we don’t win, we’re all going to be investigated and indicted," Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanch said at Friday’s CPAC event in Texas. “Think about that.”

Oh, we're thinking about it, Todd. 

Boru

[Thumpalumpacus]

... and this time, none of Biden's pussyfooting.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Medieval peasant brain has never been stronger

It's chilling that, despite how poor a president the current turd is, that this silly fuck is a singe, slightly better aimed shot (or a wad of McD's "meat" and bread) away from being 48.

It’s not chilling at all - it’s a tremendously comforting thought.

Boru

[Thumpalumpacus]

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) responded to photos of him at Disney World over the weekend in the midst of a partial government shutdown.

Graham was seen at the theme park in Florida on Friday and Saturday with a bubble wand while waiting in line to get on the “Space Mountain” ride.

“I was invited to a meeting in South Florida on Friday with Trump official Steve Witkoff … to talk about the possibility of normalization between Saudi Arabia and Israel,” Graham told TMZ in a statement, which was also shared with The Hill.

“I went to Orlando to meet friends after. I’m already back in South Carolina,” he added, urging TMZ to call a Democrat to discuss the shutdown.

Images of Graham emerged after TMZ requested photos of lawmakers away from Washington during the shutdown.

On Monday, the South Carolina senator posted a picture of him hunting with a gun in Edgefield County, S.C., after receiving pushback for vacationing while Transportation Security Administration (TSA) staff are being asked to work without pay.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5808...-shutdown/

[Mister Agenda]

Lindsey, don't feel like you have to be in a hurry to come home.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Insurrectionists File Suit Against The Government They Tried To Overthrow

Members of the mob that stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 are suing the federal government for tens of millions of dollars in damages, claiming that the “indiscriminate” use of force by police officers repelling the attack caused them physical and emotional injuries.

Fischer and his allies say the Capitol and D.C. police uncorked a wanton barrage of non-lethal munitions on the crowd, firing recklessly at protesters who were not among those causing chaos or violence. They say the use of rubber bullets, chemical spray, flashbangs and other crowd control munitions was dangerous and caused numerous injuries.

Boru

[Thumpalumpacus]

Insurrectionists File Suit Against The Government They Tried To Overthrow

Members of the mob that stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 are suing the federal government for tens of millions of dollars in damages, claiming that the “indiscriminate” use of force by police officers repelling the attack caused them physical and emotional injuries.

Fischer and his allies say the Capitol and D.C. police uncorked a wanton barrage of non-lethal munitions on the crowd, firing recklessly at protesters who were not among those causing chaos or violence. They say the use of rubber bullets, chemical spray, flashbangs and other crowd control munitions was dangerous and caused numerous injuries.

Boru

As we say down here in Tejas -- "mess with the bull, you'll get the horns".

Cry me a goddamned river, snowflakes. "You defended yourself! How dare you?!"

As I wrote on the other forum on the day of the event: Put the putsch down. Them as don't leave under their own power should leave feet-first.

These motherfuckers need to be happy I wasn't the on-scene commander, because if anyone was suing me, it'd be their surviving family.

[The Grand Nudger]

White welfare for the reichs race warriors.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Insurrectionists File Suit Against The Government They Tried To Overthrow




Boru

As we say down here in Tejas -- "mess with the bull, you'll get the horns".

Cry me a goddamned river, snowflakes. "You defended yourself! How dare you?!"

As I wrote on the other forum on the day of the event: Put the putsch down. Them as don't leave under their own power should leave feet-first.

These motherfuckers need to be happy I wasn't the on-scene commander, because if anyone was suing me, it'd be their surviving family.

Sometimes, live ammo IS the appropriate response.

Boru