Hey their god had sex and knocked up a young virgin, why shouldn’t they have that godly right?
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The Absurd GOP
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RE: The Absurd GOP
February 13, 2023 at 1:15 pm
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2023 at 1:15 pm by arewethereyet.)
Who had classified folders for blocking light on their 'Trump's an Idiot' BINGO card?
Trump Used ‘Classified’ Folder as a Lamp Shade, Lawyer Says (msn.com) Donald Trump’s creativity knows no bounds when it comes to documents. He’s torn them up and scattered them. He’s tried to flush them down the toilet. He’s absconded from the White House with hundreds of classified ones, setting off a Justice Department investigation that is still ongoing months after the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago last August. Trump attorney Timothy Parlatore that the former president had been using one particular item of interest to the DOJ as a lamp shade. “He has one of those landline telephones next to his bed, and it has a blue light on it, and it keeps him up at night. So he took the manilla folder and put it over so it would keep the light down so he could sleep at night,” Parlatore said. “It’s just this folder. It says ‘Classified Evening Summary’ on it. It’s not a classification marking. It’s not anything that is controlled in any way. There is nothing illegal about it.”
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Thanks Trump for the toxic spill in Ohio
![]() It turns out that the job-killing regulations that Republicans are always recklessly stripping away are actually there to save lives. Who knew?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Matt Gaetz will not be charged with sex trafficking even though the victim and his friend Greenberg were willing to testify and we had Venmo receipts.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
(February 12, 2023 at 9:09 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Last year Tennessee Republicans tried to get rid of all age limits on marriage entirely until public backlash forced them to back down. ...but the hubs and I, by our mere existence as a married couple, of course, we're supposedly "grooming" children. (February 16, 2023 at 2:18 am)wchanley Wrote: ...but the hubs and I, by our mere existence as a married couple, of course, we're supposedly "grooming" children. So that is why Pence and Mother are going to “educate Iowans on the radical Left’s attempts to indoctrinate our children.” https://advancingamericanfreedom.com/pen...n-in-iowa/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
(February 15, 2023 at 11:48 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Matt Gaetz will not be charged with sex trafficking even though the victim and his friend Greenberg were willing to testify and we had Venmo receipts. Right, because of those two witnesses, one's a criminal and the other is a prostitute - aka "credibility issues". Crazyville shit, but there it is.
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(February 16, 2023 at 6:01 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote:(February 15, 2023 at 11:48 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Matt Gaetz will not be charged with sex trafficking even though the victim and his friend Greenberg were willing to testify and we had Venmo receipts. I'm not too broyges about this. After all, this is Matt Gaetz we're talking about. It's just a matter of time until he gets nailed for sex trafficking or something. Boru
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