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The Absurd GOP
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 13, 2023 at 8:45 pm
I haven't been too thrilled about being a Florida Man recently, but here I am still. *sigh*
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 13, 2023 at 8:45 pm
I struggle to imagine ANY foreign policy decision the US could possibly make or could have possibly made that's worse than declaring an all-out war on the cartels. At least anything that doesn't involve nuking a fellow nuclear power.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 13, 2023 at 8:51 pm
(April 13, 2023 at 8:38 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ That's why the big fish are reeled in by the Navy (who are in a balaclavas during the trial)? If people in the US quit buying that shit, they'd dry up and blow away, except for the ones who are buying into legit industries.

Treating addiction as an actual national health emergency rather than legal and moral failure would be a nice start.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 13, 2023 at 11:06 pm
In other news, Florida AG sues the Biden administration to get them to produce non-existent information about non-existent crack pipes.

Can't we just vote Florida off the island now?
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 14, 2023 at 12:35 am
I somehow missed this latest bit of “Oh, for fuck’s sake.”





If we’re going to get this uptight about Michelangelo’s fucking David being exhibited to sixth graders, there’s something seriously wrong. Would it be more worth it to petition King Charles to take the whole US back or to get King Felipe to just take Florida back?
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 14, 2023 at 12:50 am
Haven't you learned? Genitals are evil. Wicked. Displaying them is an egregious affront to the righteous virtue of sanctimony.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 14, 2023 at 1:41 am
Fort Lauderdale, Florida is underwater right now and the mayor just said Ron DeSantis “has not yet called. I’m not sure what’s going on.”

DeSantis is in Ohio on a book tour.

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/florida...27757.html
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 14, 2023 at 2:56 am
Donald Trump Jr. Tweeted: "Fort Lauderdale is under water and DeSantis is campaigning in Ohio right now instead of taking care of the people suffering in his state."

Fuck, man, how badly have you shit the bed that Trump's failson is actually talking sense?
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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 14, 2023 at 5:35 am (This post was last modified: April 14, 2023 at 5:38 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(April 14, 2023 at 2:56 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Donald Trump Jr. Tweeted: "Fort Lauderdale is under water and DeSantis is campaigning in Ohio right now instead of taking care of the people suffering in his state."

Fuck, man, how badly have you shit the bed that Trump's failson is actually talking sense?

He's only 'talking sense' because DeSantis is likely going to challenge daddy for the nomination. If DeSantis was supporting Trump, junior would be blaming the flooding on drag queens.

In politicial science terminology, this is what is known as 'being an opportunistic cunt' (Thucydides). 

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RE: The Absurd GOP
April 15, 2023 at 7:32 pm (This post was last modified: April 15, 2023 at 7:33 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Marjorie Taylor Green, official spokesperson for the Never Stop The Stupid movement, once declared that American dollars shouldn’t go to foreign countries like Guam.

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