The Absurd GOP

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

^Never heard of her, but I think I'm in love.

Boru

[Mister Agenda]

You and me both.

[no one]

Is Marjorie claiming that South Park's version of satan isn't too far off?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Lastest update from the Bedminster Insane Asylum:



'Mutants'?

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

After Trump’s arraignment, he stopped at Miami’s popular Cuban restaurant Versailles and promised supporters he was buying “food for everyone.”

It turns out he left without paying for a single item.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurant...t-17198756

[Mister Agenda]

Experience has taught him he won't lose a single vote from failing to deliver on a promise.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Donald Trump could shoot Lindsey Graham in the middle of Fifth Avenue, and Graham would praise him for being such a staunch supporter of the Second Amendment.

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

If this was some TV thriller show then Trump would be seriously indicted that there was no doubt that he is facing a life sentence in prison. So he then secretly escapes to Russia where his top-secret knowledge about the military is enough for Putin to attack the US and conquers it. All while Trump is broadcasting on the Internet that Russia is freeing America from homosexuals and trans people and that they are bringing back Christianity.

Then, the US is conquered by Russia with Trump as the president. Of course, the first thing is public executions of all people who are deemed enemies of Trump and the new Moral America which is just a Russian puppet state.

[arewethereyet]

Lastest update from the Bedminster Insane Asylum:



'Mutants'?

Boru

Damnit - I didn't think he knew about us.

[Fake Messiah]

Florida Is Doomed And I Can't Stop Laughing

By signing his latest fascist legislation which criminalizes undocumented immigrants for...well... just being in Florida, De Santis has effectively chased out virtually the entire undocumented poplulation of the state, which means more than 80% of the construction workers, and nearly 100% of the agricultural workers. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. It cascades from there.

I saw video after video of empty construction sites and of fruits and vegetables rotting in the fields, fields that should be bustling with tough hard working folk picking the vines and trees, yet completely abandoned. But that, like I said is just the tip of the iceberg.

It’s starting to cascade from there, I saw videos of Walmart and Home Depot completely empty, totally devoid of customers. I saw videos of farms that hired American workers to try to do the jobs of the undocumented. It was both hilarious and heart breaking. The farmers complain the gringos are too fat and out of shape to do the job, most go home after lunch and many quit after a single day.

Yes, looks like good ol’ Meatball Ron has really stepped in it this time. It won’t be easy to recover from this, even if the legislature repeals this fascist law, what immigrant is going to risk returning when there are plenty of worker starved farms and construction sites welcoming them with open arms in somewhat more comfortable climates like Georgia and Alabama. Hell, we’re even getting some of the overflow here in Colorado where farmers and construction sites are practically rolling out the welcome mats. As they say, once bitten twice shy. Nobody’s going to go back to Florida after this, at least not as long as right wing lunatics and Nazi sympathizers are running the show.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/6/...p-Laughing