The Absurd GOP

[no one]

greene is nowhere near as useful as a box of rocks. She is also far less intelligent. Her parents must be brother and sister.

[Jackalope]

MTG Is A Pottymouth

Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene is being mocked after a video emerged of her struggling to pronounce the word “indictable”.

“This historical evidence is overwhelming that the Founding Fathers intended impeachment to be used to deal with the commission of ‘in-dick-table’ crimes and the abuse of power”, she said.

Boru

Jokes aside...

A) no, they didn't.
B) I don't give a ripe fuck what they "intended".
C) she's obviously been given talking points and has no fucking idea one way or another.
D) she's a potted plant.

[Ravenshire]

MTG Is A Pottymouth



Boru

Jokes aside...

A) no, they didn't.
B) I don't give a ripe fuck what they "intended".
C) she's obviously been given talking points and has no fucking idea one way or another.
D) she's a potted plant.

My potted plants just flipped you off.

[Fake Messiah]

Tucker Carlson has been in Moscow for three days now.

American political commentator Tucker Carlson has been spotted in Moscow, according to Telegram channel Mash. The channel reported that this was Carlson’s first trip to Russia and that he has been in Moscow since February 1.

According to Mash, Carlson was also spotted in an airport in Istanbul during a layover on his way to Moscow.

In one of the images posted by the Telegram channel, Carlson is seen attending the Spartacus ballet at the Bolshoi Theater in Moscow.

https://meduza.io/amp/en/news/2024/02/04...-in-moscow

[Fireball]

Tucker Carlson has been in Moscow for three days now.

American political commentator Tucker Carlson has been spotted in Moscow, according to Telegram channel Mash. The channel reported that this was Carlson’s first trip to Russia and that he has been in Moscow since February 1.

According to Mash, Carlson was also spotted in an airport in Istanbul during a layover on his way to Moscow.

In one of the images posted by the Telegram channel, Carlson is seen attending the Spartacus ballet at the Bolshoi Theater in Moscow.

https://meduza.io/amp/en/news/2024/02/04...-in-moscow

Not even going to watch the video. TC can go fuck himself with a near-molten rusty spoon, afaiac. I'll expect an elevator version of the news report of him being tossed out a window. NOT at ground level, and he should be buried in bright green peanut M&M candies.

[Fake Messiah]

This Lawmaker Wants to Jail People for Watching Porn

Dusty Deevers is a fundamentalist preacher. He’s also a state senator. And he insists he doesn’t see “any firewalls” between his two roles — as he crusades to outlaw porn, end what he decries as the “abortion holocaust,” and abolish no-fault divorce in Oklahoma. He argues that the sole purpose of government is to “promote what is good in accordance with the will of God.”

Surveying American society, Deevers does not see a religious sphere and a secular sphere. He sees only Christian and Satanic.

“Either you’re coming under the rule of God your creator … or you’re going to come under the rule of The Serpent,” he said during a January podcast. In Deevers’ view, civil society, apart from the influence of overt Christian doctrine, is not a neutral middle ground, but rather the realm of the devil, or what he calls “a serpentine theocracy.”

Another Deevers bill would eliminate no-fault divorce, meaning marriages could only be dissolved for causes like abuse. While campaigning, Deevers told a religious podcast he also favors “public shaming for those who are at fault in divorce.” (In a related essay, he calls this “an important act of justice for both the transgressor and the transgressed.”)

Deevers’ anti-smut bill would subject porn creators — and even viewers — to felony prison sentences of up to 20 years. The bill would create a bounty system, similar to what Texas instituted in its infamous abortion bill, that would allow those who rat out their horny neighbors to collect civil penalties of up to $10,000.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/po...234959499/

[no one]

It's funny how these republican cuntmuffins, liken Obama to osama bin laden, yet these mental midgets are attempting to taliban their way to theocracy.

[Pat Mustard]

Is it any wonder that The Onion is pretty quiet these days?

Lauren Boebert Calls for Alligators To Be Deployed at Southern Border (newsweek.com)

Lauren Boebert Calls for Alligators To Be Deployed at Southern Border

Colorado Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert fired back at California Democratic Rep. Robert Garcia's claims over 's border policy, saying she would happily sign legislation that included "alligator moats" to secure the southern border.

She should have kept working at that bowling alley. The US would have been a better place...probably.

Behind that bowling alley. Behind.

[Pat Mustard]

This Lawmaker Wants to Jail People for Watching Porn

Dusty Deevers is a fundamentalist preacher. He’s also a state senator. And he insists he doesn’t see “any firewalls” between his two roles — as he crusades to outlaw porn, end what he decries as the “abortion holocaust,” and abolish no-fault divorce in Oklahoma. He argues that the sole purpose of government is to “promote what is good in accordance with the will of God.”

Surveying American society, Deevers does not see a religious sphere and a secular sphere. He sees only Christian and Satanic.

“Either you’re coming under the rule of God your creator … or you’re going to come under the rule of The Serpent,” he said during a January podcast. In Deevers’ view, civil society, apart from the influence of overt Christian doctrine, is not a neutral middle ground, but rather the realm of the devil, or what he calls “a serpentine theocracy.”

Another Deevers bill would eliminate no-fault divorce, meaning marriages could only be dissolved for causes like abuse. While campaigning, Deevers told a religious podcast he also favors “public shaming for those who are at fault in divorce.” (In a related essay, he calls this “an important act of justice for both the transgressor and the transgressed.”)

Deevers’ anti-smut bill would subject porn creators — and even viewers — to felony prison sentences of up to 20 years. The bill would create a bounty system, similar to what Texas instituted in its infamous abortion bill, that would allow those who rat out their horny neighbors to collect civil penalties of up to $10,000.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/po...234959499/

I'm guessing he watches porn on his phone while sitting in his seat at the state legislature.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

This Lawmaker Wants to Jail People for Watching Porn

Dusty Deevers is a fundamentalist preacher. He’s also a state senator. And he insists he doesn’t see “any firewalls” between his two roles — as he crusades to outlaw porn, end what he decries as the “abortion holocaust,” and abolish no-fault divorce in Oklahoma. He argues that the sole purpose of government is to “promote what is good in accordance with the will of God.”

Surveying American society, Deevers does not see a religious sphere and a secular sphere. He sees only Christian and Satanic.

“Either you’re coming under the rule of God your creator … or you’re going to come under the rule of The Serpent,” he said during a January podcast. In Deevers’ view, civil society, apart from the influence of overt Christian doctrine, is not a neutral middle ground, but rather the realm of the devil, or what he calls “a serpentine theocracy.”

Another Deevers bill would eliminate no-fault divorce, meaning marriages could only be dissolved for causes like abuse. While campaigning, Deevers told a religious podcast he also favors “public shaming for those who are at fault in divorce.” (In a related essay, he calls this “an important act of justice for both the transgressor and the transgressed.”)

Deevers’ anti-smut bill would subject porn creators — and even viewers — to felony prison sentences of up to 20 years. The bill would create a bounty system, similar to what Texas instituted in its infamous abortion bill, that would allow those who rat out their horny neighbors to collect civil penalties of up to $10,000.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/po...234959499/

I'm guessing he watches porn on his phone while sitting in his seat at the state legislature.

These vocal anti-smut crusaders will always get caught with kiddie porn or blowing a male prostitute in a public lavatory or exposing themselves to underaged girls.

The clock is ticking, Mr. Deevers.

Boru