The Absurd GOP

[Fake Messiah]

Trump’s Director of the Office of Personnel Management, Johnny McEntee, says he likes to distribute fake money to homeless people so that they will be arrested when they spend it

[no one]

Here's to hoping he gets hit by a bus, dragged several yards, breaks 90% of his bones, has severe trauma to all his major organs, survives, but contracts a rear disease from a botched blood transfusion, only to end up penniless and homeless, where he runs into someone who he gave one of these bills to, and they beat him to death. And thanks to the skills they acquired in prison, they aren't charged.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Here's to hoping he gets hit by a bus, dragged several yards, breaks 90% of his bones, has severe trauma to all his major organs, survives, but contracts a rear disease from a botched blood transfusion, only to end up penniless and homeless, where he runs into someone who he gave one of these bills to, and they beat him to death. And thanks to the skills they acquired in prison, they aren't charged.

The don't have to wait - they can beat him to death in prison. Distributing counterfeit money - even prop money - with the intent that it be used as real money is a federal crime.

So, this genius just confessed to a criminal act. On video.

Boru

[Pat Mustard]

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem is now banned from entering nearly 20% of her state after two more tribes banished her this week over comments she made earlier this year about tribal leaders benefitting from drug cartels.

The latest developments in the ongoing tribal dispute come on the heels of the backlash Noem faced for writing about killing a hunting dog that misbehaved in her latest book. It is not clear how these controversies will affect her chances to become Donald Trump’s running mate because it is hard to predict what the former president will do.

The Yankton Sioux Tribe voted Friday to ban Noem from their land in southeastern South Dakota just a few days after the Sisseton-Wahpeton Ovate tribe took the same action. The Oglala, Rosebud, Cheyenne River and Standing Rock Sioux tribes had already taken action to keep her off their reservations. Three other tribes haven’t yet banned her.

Noem reinforced the divisions between the tribes and the rest of the state in March when she said publicly that tribal leaders were catering to drug cartels on their reservations while neglecting the needs of children and the poor.

“We’ve got some tribal leaders that I believe are personally benefiting from the cartels being there, and that’s why they attack me every day,” Noem said at a forum. “But I’m going to fight for the people who actually live in those situations, who call me and text me every day and say, ’Please, dear governor, please come help us in Pine Ridge. We are scared.’ ”

https://apnews.com/article/kristi-noem-t...5da724bdc6

Sure, Kristi. We all believe that you have a Canadian boyfriend have ever managed to help another person in your life ever.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Sure, Kristi. We all believe that you have a Canadian boyfriend have ever managed to help another person in your life ever.

It's funny watching her self-destruct. Headlines today are reporting that she lied about a cancelled meeting with Macron. Nobody wants her -- not even her fucking dog.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Eric Trump has proudly (?) announced, 'We're a good family. Have never done anything wrong.'

Boru

[no one]

Never doing anything wrong, and never being held accountable, aren't quite the same.

[Fake Messiah]

Eric Trump has proudly (?) announced, 'We're a good family. Have never done anything wrong.'

Boru

[Nanny]

There's even a wiki page for all of Cheeto's legal wrangling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_a...nald_Trump

[arewethereyet]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/tucker...e64d&ei=16

Tucker Carlson claims Sandy Hook denier Alex Jones is a supernatural prophet who predicted 9/11