The Absurd GOP

[The Valkyrie]

Not that I have much faith in polls, but it seems Trump's going down faster than Boebert at a Kid Rock concert...

[Ivan Denisovich]

I personally think we should have laws forcing married women to store their tampons far away from the home -- y'know, maybe rent a PO box or something -- so that their studly husbands, who are not feminine in the least, cannot catch teh femininity. It's bad enough that teh ghey is contagious!

Next up --  establishing melanin limits for white males. No more suntanning after gnarly waves, bro.

I hope this is some bots getting "outraged" not real people. Getting mad over something irrelevant is a sign that one needs help.

[arewethereyet]

Way back in the day...when my brother was somewhere between two and three years old, he made use of tampons.

Mom was hosting bridge so there were about eight ladies at the house.

Brother had a toy John Deere toy tractor (one of many) and he decided it needed tall exhaust stacks. He rolled out amidst the bridge group with his tractor modified with tampon tubes taped to it.

Sadly, we didn't have cell phones back then. Those would have been excellent pics to torture him with.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I personally think we should have laws forcing married women to store their tampons far away from the home -- y'know, maybe rent a PO box or something -- so that their studly husbands, who are not feminine in the least, cannot catch teh femininity. It's bad enough that teh ghey is contagious!

Next up --  establishing melanin limits for white males. No more suntanning after gnarly waves, bro.

I hope this is some bots getting "outraged" not real people. Getting mad over something irrelevant is a sign that one needs help.

Unfortunately, these are real people getting bent out of shape because a piece of cotton wadding is being stocked in all bathrooms.

Because let's face it -- everything else in America is hunky-goddamned-dory and we have no other bigger problems to worry about.

[Fireball]

Way back in the day...when my brother was somewhere between two and three years old, he made use of tampons.

Mom was hosting bridge so there were about eight ladies at the house.

Brother had a toy John Deere toy tractor (one of many) and he decided it needed tall exhaust stacks.  He rolled out amidst the bridge group with his tractor modified with tampon tubes taped to it.

Sadly, we didn't have cell phones back then.  Those would have been excellent pics to torture him with.

Does he drive a semi with a Detroit diesel, now? They have exhaust stacks like that.

I had a mother (of course) and four sisters. I'm ruined, I tell ya! Pretty sure I ended up with an X chromosome over that trauma...that's how it works, right? 

My most embarrassing story of those devices is when I was working at a gas station and a gal came out to tell me that the machine was empty. I promptly apologized, went in the supply room and got her one. When she was gone I had one of the pump jockeys go fill that machine. Poor girl. Bad enough menstruating, but has to go ask for something personal from some guy.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Pussy is icky unless you're balls-deep in it ... then it's fantabulous, right?

These fem-scared dumbfucks don't understand what they're telegraphing to the world. They're afraid of women. And if a woman is tasteless enough to give them some sugar, those women must be sluts ... because they, as men, don't deserve it.

I love women, not just for the sugar, but for the strength and power we lend to each other. This fear of strong women is both pathological and revealing.

[Deesse23]

No one promotes Walz better than Fox News

Truly peak communism. Even sailors of Kronstadt described by Trotsky as pride and glory of the Russian Revolution would say that it is too leftist for them.

Medical care for elderly, sick and injured? That's outrageous! ....and utterly un-christian too!.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Truly peak communism. Even sailors of Kronstadt described by Trotsky as pride and glory of the Russian Revolution would say that it is too leftist for them.  

Medical care for elderly, sick and injured? That's outrageous! ....and utterly un-christian too!.

Next thing you know the bastards will want to help the indigent and feed the hungry. Where will it end?!

[AFTT47]

Pussy is icky unless you're balls-deep in it ... then it's fantabulous, right?

These fem-scared dumbfucks don't understand what they're telegraphing to the world. They're afraid of women. And if a woman is tasteless enough to give them some sugar, those women must be sluts ... because they, as men, don't deserve it.

I love women, not just for the sugar, but for the strength and power we lend to each other. This fear of strong women is both pathological and revealing.

Different brain wiring.

The vitality of personality, the spark of life. I call it the Human Spirit (probably because the character Bodhi from the movie Point Break called it that). There is nothing more attractive to me. A passive woman may be sweet and nice and may be appreciated for that but strength and vitality of spirit is sexy. The guys who feel threatened by strong women have no idea what they're missing.

[Fake Messiah]

Of the many excellent takedowns of Hercules actor Kevin Sorbo’s Magarific comment on Kamala Harris’s race, one took the limelight

The Hercules actor, anti-vaxxer and Trump cultist never misses an opportunity to post his ‘Pick me, Donald’ boot-licking garbage – and we’re only saying ‘boot’ because we’re polite.



https://www.thepoke.com/2024/08/09/taked...riss-race/

Not to mention that this guy currently has a Christian movie playing in theaters.