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Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 13, 2023 at 9:55 am
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Also he is from Lebanon, so thats my source for his greatness, and he is cool! Now ok, maaaaybe his parents are British and Hawaiian Chinese but i think it counts on a mythological level : D
But my source is John Wick 1 movie fight scene in the club when he enters out in the hypnotic stuff, everyone is having a good time and he shoots people to get to a guy who killed his dog
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 13, 2023 at 12:25 pm
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I know you're gone...
He was from Palestine, not Western Europe.
Jesus most likely looked like this (nothing like Reeves):
![[Image: 4.jpeg]](https://freegrace.in/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/4.jpeg)
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 13, 2023 at 3:48 pm
@ Simon Moon
You beat me to it. 
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 13, 2023 at 5:43 pm
Theists, If god exists, then explain why megachurch preachers are typically scums of the earth?
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 13, 2023 at 10:38 pm
In any case, Jesus didn't leave us his picture so there is no telling if he looked like Keanu Reeves or Boris Karloff.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 28, 2023 at 4:14 pm
(March 13, 2023 at 5:43 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Theists, If god exists, then explain why megachurch preachers are typically scums of the earth?
I heard that he made them in god's image. It was on page 1.
He also likes BBQ
Genesis 4:4 KING JAMES VERSION
And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering: {4:5} But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 28, 2023 at 7:54 pm
(March 28, 2023 at 4:14 pm)Ferrocyanide Wrote: (March 13, 2023 at 5:43 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Theists, If god exists, then explain why megachurch preachers are typically scums of the earth?
I heard that he made them in god's image. It was on page 1.
He also likes BBQ
Genesis 4:4 KING JAMES VERSION
And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering: {4:5} But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Why would a unitary god that exited for an eternity before he made air have a nose?
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 28, 2023 at 11:49 pm
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(March 28, 2023 at 7:54 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (March 28, 2023 at 4:14 pm)Ferrocyanide Wrote: I heard that he made them in god's image. It was on page 1.
He also likes BBQ
Genesis 4:4 KING JAMES VERSION
And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering: {4:5} But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Why would a unitary god that exited for an eternity before he made air have a nose?
And why would he make stuff out of atoms?
Maybe someone who interprets the Bible non-literally can answer these questions and the meaning of Genesis 4:4
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
March 29, 2023 at 5:02 pm
(March 13, 2023 at 12:25 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: I know you're gone...
He was from Palestine, not Western Europe.
Jesus most likely looked like this (nothing like Reeves):
Are you saying he was "swarthy" ?
Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble. - Joseph Campbell 
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RE: Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ
April 1, 2023 at 4:07 am
Well that bug-eyed junkie couldn't head shot 24 people with a 9mm that only holds 16 rounds. Clearly not Jesus. #ReevesJesus #KeanuChrist
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