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The Valkyrie Offline
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#12831
RE: Random Thoughts
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 pm
Why do people smile when they hear "shotgun wedding", but get uncomfortable at "shotgun divorce"?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12832
RE: Random Thoughts
August 26, 2025 at 5:18 pm
(August 26, 2025 at 4:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do people smile when they hear "shotgun wedding", but get uncomfortable at "shotgun divorce"?

The first is due to fucking. The second is due to fucking up.

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#12833
RE: Random Thoughts
August 26, 2025 at 5:22 pm
(August 26, 2025 at 4:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do people smile when they hear "shotgun wedding", but get uncomfortable at "shotgun divorce"?

A shotgun wedding will only make you feel like you are in a prison.  A shotgun divorce may actually see you ending up in prison.
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#12834
RE: Random Thoughts
August 26, 2025 at 11:20 pm (This post was last modified: August 26, 2025 at 11:21 pm by Angrboda.)
Jeanine Pirro has followed me on X. I'm not sure what to think of that.
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#12835
RE: Random Thoughts
August 27, 2025 at 8:59 am
(August 26, 2025 at 4:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do people smile when they hear "shotgun wedding", but get uncomfortable at "shotgun divorce"?

I wonder what the job of a shotgun wedding planner would look like
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 27, 2025 at 9:01 am
(August 27, 2025 at 8:59 am)Alex K Wrote:
(August 26, 2025 at 4:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do people smile when they hear "shotgun wedding", but get uncomfortable at "shotgun divorce"?

I wonder what the job of a shotgun wedding planner would look like

I'd rather be the planner than part of the cleanup crew.
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#12837
RE: Random Thoughts
August 27, 2025 at 9:23 am
I was watching the Pale Blue Dot speech and got to thinking about uncle Carl and then Gene Roddenberry. Their lofty view of humanity rising above petty differences is mostly dead. We're still just apes aping.
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#12838
RE: Random Thoughts
August 27, 2025 at 12:40 pm
(August 27, 2025 at 8:59 am)Alex K Wrote:
(August 26, 2025 at 4:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do people smile when they hear "shotgun wedding", but get uncomfortable at "shotgun divorce"?

I wonder what the job of a shotgun wedding planner would look like

Standing by to re-load?

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RE: Random Thoughts
August 27, 2025 at 4:14 pm
A good friend will hold your hair back for you while you're throwing up.

A TRUE friend will hold your hair back for you while you're giving a bj.


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RE: Random Thoughts
August 27, 2025 at 5:07 pm
^ You have something against hair gel?  Huh
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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