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The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am (This post was last modified: July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am by The Valkyrie.)
Growing up I wanted to be a homicide cop.

Imagine my disappointment to discover that meant *investigating* murders.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#4162
RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 6:59 am
I was disappointed when I became the Head Chef.




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#4163
RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 7:16 am
at least you never worked in a factory packing fudge
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 7:26 am
Only factory I ever worked in was a cheese factory.




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#4165
RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 7:39 am
Worst sounding job at a golf resort: ball washer.

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#4166
RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 10:27 am
(July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Growing up I wanted to be a homicide cop.

Imagine my disappointment to discover that meant *investigating* murders.

Come to the US. It would seem we have some openings.  Blush
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#4167
RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 10:58 am
(July 17, 2020 at 6:13 pm)masoni Wrote: What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAAAIIINSSSS!!!!
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#4168
RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 7:43 pm
If you really want someone to think they're really bright, but secretly think think they're dumbasses, just say they're brighter than a kugelblitz.
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#4169
RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 9:04 pm
So this is a thing people apparently do now.

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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 9:14 pm
(July 19, 2020 at 9:04 pm)masoni Wrote: So this is a thing people apparently do now.

[Image: EY4pMcsUYAYk-Oy?format=jpg&name=medium]

Not for nuttin' but dat cat looks mighty concerned.

Also rutabaga
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