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RE: Random Thoughts
March 9, 2021 at 7:51 pm
I wanted to give my beans 10 more minutes before releasing the pressure on the Instant Pot, so I turned to Alexa to set a timer. For some reason I asked for 8 minutes instead. Sometimes my mouth has a mind of its own.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 10, 2021 at 1:20 am (This post was last modified: March 10, 2021 at 1:21 am by Foxaèr.)
I wonder if any one has parodied the I'm too sexy song to include I'm too sexy for this mask.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 10, 2021 at 6:12 am
(March 10, 2021 at 1:20 am)Eleven Wrote: I wonder if any one has parodied the I'm too sexy song to include I'm too sexy for this mask.

Please don't open that door.

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RE: Random Thoughts
March 10, 2021 at 11:42 am
Oh shit - sirens - and they are close...what did I do now?
  
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 10, 2021 at 10:16 pm
In high school, there was a girl named Kerry Knight. I was just thinking, what if her parents gave her a middle name that also begins with K?
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 11, 2021 at 1:56 am
Then she'd definitely be another Karen!
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 11, 2021 at 2:45 am
(March 10, 2021 at 11:42 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Oh shit - sirens - and they are close...what did I do now?

Remember, don't leave any witnesses, burn all potential evidence, and don't let hostages go free.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#5248
RE: Random Thoughts
March 11, 2021 at 2:57 am
He's got a buh....
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 11, 2021 at 6:23 am
(March 11, 2021 at 2:45 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 10, 2021 at 11:42 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Oh shit - sirens - and they are close...what did I do now?

Remember, don't leave any witnesses, burn all potential evidence, and don't let hostages go free.

And be sure to plant endangered plants on the graves. That way, it's illegal for the cops to dig them up.

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RE: Random Thoughts
March 11, 2021 at 9:24 am
Beating around the legal bush has strong roots within law enforcement.
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